1 00:03:24,489 --> 00:03:28,868 This is one of my favorite stories of all time, 2 00:03:28,868 --> 00:03:31,579 even though it begins in a basement. 3 00:03:33,164 --> 00:03:34,791 I'm gonna tell it the way it was written 4 00:03:34,874 --> 00:03:37,168 - by this guy-- Bellini-- 5 00:03:37,293 --> 00:03:40,380 who lives underneath the amazing, the remarkable... 6 00:03:40,463 --> 00:03:43,883 Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. 7 00:03:43,966 --> 00:03:45,676 - And, yes... 8 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,762 he sleeps with a dolly. 9 00:03:58,981 --> 00:04:02,276 Bellini's job is to build all the books 10 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,278 for all the kids who come to the Emporium. 11 00:04:04,362 --> 00:04:09,867 But it is also to chronicle the life of Mr. Magorium himself. 12 00:04:09,992 --> 00:04:13,371 Mr. Magorium once made toys for Napoleon, 13 00:04:13,496 --> 00:04:16,082 beat Abraham Lincoln at hopscotch 14 00:04:16,165 --> 00:04:20,878 and holds the current record for time spent upside down. 15 00:04:20,962 --> 00:04:23,673 There were those who called Magorium a genius. 16 00:04:23,756 --> 00:04:25,675 My mom called him an eccentric. 17 00:04:25,883 --> 00:04:27,385 And this one guy from Detroit 18 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:30,596 inexplicably called him "Steve. " 19 00:04:30,763 --> 00:04:32,557 But Magorium's story 20 00:04:32,682 --> 00:04:34,767 was reaching its final chapters. 21 00:04:34,892 --> 00:04:38,396 That's okay--all stories, even the ones we love, 22 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,690 must eventually come to an end... 23 00:04:42,358 --> 00:04:44,193 ...and when they do, 24 00:04:44,277 --> 00:04:47,488 it's only an opportunity for another story to begin. 25 00:04:47,572 --> 00:04:51,492 So the beginning of the end begins with a chapter called, 26 00:04:51,576 --> 00:04:53,786 "Molly Mahoney's First. " 27 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:58,666 Molly Mahoney was the manager of the Emporium, 28 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:02,879 Mr. Magorium's apprentice, and my only friend. 29 00:05:02,962 --> 00:05:06,382 In the mornings, Mahoney would play her piano, 30 00:05:06,466 --> 00:05:08,885 attempting to finish her very first concerto, 31 00:05:08,968 --> 00:05:12,680 but she never could find the right notes. 32 00:05:22,857 --> 00:05:24,067 When she was younger, 33 00:05:24,192 --> 00:05:26,486 everyone thought she was a musical genius, 34 00:05:26,569 --> 00:05:28,696 a brilliant pianist, 35 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:30,656 and she believed them. 36 00:05:30,782 --> 00:05:34,077 But now, as she became a grown-up, 37 00:05:34,285 --> 00:05:36,162 - she wasn't so sure. 38 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:44,170 I don't know why grown-ups don't believe what they did 39 00:05:44,295 --> 00:05:45,671 when they were kids. 40 00:05:45,797 --> 00:05:48,966 I mean, aren't they supposed to be smarter? 41 00:05:54,263 --> 00:05:56,891 What Mahoney needed was the opportunity to prove to herself 42 00:05:56,974 --> 00:06:00,686 that she was something more than she believed. 43 00:06:05,358 --> 00:06:08,986 And that opportunity was about to appear. 44 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:12,573 And so that's how this chapter begins... 45 00:06:12,782 --> 00:06:15,660 with my hat getting stuck. 46 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,082 Eric. 47 00:06:21,165 --> 00:06:23,084 Hi, Mahoney. 48 00:06:24,168 --> 00:06:25,670 You're back. 49 00:06:25,795 --> 00:06:26,879 Yeah. 50 00:06:26,963 --> 00:06:28,965 I thought camp was four weeks. 51 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:31,592 No, no...just the one. 52 00:06:31,676 --> 00:06:32,468 Uh-huh. 53 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,761 My hat's stuck. 54 00:06:33,886 --> 00:06:34,971 Huh. 55 00:06:35,096 --> 00:06:36,597 Looks like you're gonna need a ladder. 56 00:06:36,681 --> 00:06:37,682 Nah. 57 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:40,268 I just need to jump higher. 58 00:06:40,476 --> 00:06:43,271 Eric, that's seven feet, at least. 59 00:06:44,397 --> 00:06:46,274 Seven feet? 60 00:06:46,357 --> 00:06:47,859 - Really? - At least. 61 00:06:50,069 --> 00:06:51,487 You think I should get a running start? 62 00:06:51,571 --> 00:06:54,282 Yeah. 63 00:06:54,365 --> 00:06:56,075 So, did you make any friends at camp? 64 00:06:56,159 --> 00:06:57,160 Yeah. 65 00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:58,369 Uh...Jeff. 66 00:06:58,494 --> 00:07:00,079 Is Jeff real? 67 00:07:00,163 --> 00:07:01,873 Yeah. Sure. 68 00:07:01,998 --> 00:07:04,167 Is he an animal? 69 00:07:05,293 --> 00:07:07,587 He was a squirrel. 70 00:07:42,372 --> 00:07:43,873 Good morning. 71 00:07:49,379 --> 00:07:51,881 - Gotcha. 72 00:07:59,263 --> 00:08:00,473 Uh-oh. 73 00:08:02,183 --> 00:08:04,560 That's a good way to lose a train. 74 00:08:19,075 --> 00:08:20,993 75 00:08:21,077 --> 00:08:22,995 Mahoney. 76 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:24,080 Morning, sir. 77 00:08:24,288 --> 00:08:25,289 Already? 78 00:08:25,373 --> 00:08:27,375 Drat. As in, as in. 79 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:29,669 How did you sleep? 80 00:08:29,794 --> 00:08:31,796 Upside down. Made my feet tingly. 81 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:32,964 Mortimer, get off the couch. 82 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,175 Do you like turnips? 83 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:38,386 Nobody likes turnips. 84 00:08:38,469 --> 00:08:39,887 So you probably wouldn't like turnip pudding. 85 00:08:39,971 --> 00:08:41,097 Probably not. 86 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:42,557 It's a shame because I made some. 87 00:08:42,682 --> 00:08:45,184 Sir, I was hoping to talk again 88 00:08:45,268 --> 00:08:46,477 about what we spoke about last week. 89 00:08:46,561 --> 00:08:48,688 About how paper really shouldn't beat rock? 90 00:08:48,771 --> 00:08:50,064 No, sir. 91 00:08:50,189 --> 00:08:51,983 About me possibly finding a new job. 92 00:08:52,191 --> 00:08:53,192 That's what I was saying. 93 00:08:53,276 --> 00:08:54,360 What? 94 00:08:54,485 --> 00:08:55,987 I stayed up all night making turnip pudding, 95 00:08:56,195 --> 00:08:57,697 and thinking, and it occurred to me 96 00:08:57,780 --> 00:09:01,159 that I've owned the Emporium for over 113 years. 97 00:09:03,286 --> 00:09:04,996 That's a very long time, Mahoney. 98 00:09:05,079 --> 00:09:06,372 Yes, it is. 99 00:09:06,497 --> 00:09:07,790 It's almost 114 years. 100 00:09:07,874 --> 00:09:09,792 And not once have I even 101 00:09:09,876 --> 00:09:12,462 looked at a receipt, so I have absolutely no idea 102 00:09:12,587 --> 00:09:14,672 what the store is worth. 103 00:09:14,797 --> 00:09:15,882 Well, that's probably not very good. 104 00:09:15,965 --> 00:09:17,091 Exactly. 105 00:09:17,175 --> 00:09:19,177 Mortimer... fetch. 106 00:09:23,389 --> 00:09:24,974 - Stupid zebra. 107 00:09:25,058 --> 00:09:26,893 I'm hiring an accountant. 108 00:09:26,976 --> 00:09:28,061 - A what? - An accountant. 109 00:09:28,186 --> 00:09:29,395 According to the word, 110 00:09:29,562 --> 00:09:31,481 it must be a cross between a "counter" and a "mutant." 111 00:09:31,564 --> 00:09:33,691 And that may be precisely what we need. 112 00:09:33,775 --> 00:09:34,984 That's great, but... 113 00:09:35,068 --> 00:09:36,194 I'm pretty sure that word is pronounced... 114 00:09:36,277 --> 00:09:38,071 I placed a call into one of those agencies 115 00:09:38,196 --> 00:09:40,656 and they said they'd send over one of their best mutants 116 00:09:40,782 --> 00:09:41,783 sometime today, hmm? 117 00:09:41,866 --> 00:09:43,368 So consider the matter settled. 118 00:09:44,494 --> 00:09:45,495 How is the matter settled? 119 00:09:45,578 --> 00:09:46,788 Quite perfectly in my opinion. 120 00:09:47,997 --> 00:09:49,082 - Come with me. - Sir? 121 00:09:49,165 --> 00:09:50,375 - Hmm? - I'm serious. 122 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:51,459 What? 123 00:09:51,584 --> 00:09:52,668 I'm stuck. 124 00:09:52,794 --> 00:09:54,462 Ooh! To my floor? 125 00:09:54,587 --> 00:09:55,463 No, sir. 126 00:09:55,588 --> 00:09:56,464 Then what? 127 00:09:56,589 --> 00:09:59,884 Like as a person. 128 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,095 You remember when I was a little girl, 129 00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:03,888 and I could play Rachmaninoff's 2nd Piano Concerto 130 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,474 and everyone was talking about my potential? 131 00:10:06,557 --> 00:10:08,059 Mm-hmm. 132 00:10:08,184 --> 00:10:09,769 Well, I am 23 now, 133 00:10:09,894 --> 00:10:13,272 and everyone's still talking about my potential, 134 00:10:13,398 --> 00:10:17,860 but if you ask me to play the song I know best... 135 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,697 I'll still play Rachmaninoff's 2nd. 136 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:23,574 May I suggest you stun the world 137 00:10:23,658 --> 00:10:26,077 with Molly Mahoney's First? 138 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,578 I want to. 139 00:10:27,662 --> 00:10:29,789 But I am stuck. 140 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:33,292 Come with me. 141 00:10:42,593 --> 00:10:44,762 This, my lovely, is for you. 142 00:10:44,887 --> 00:10:46,180 Thank you. 143 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,685 What is it? 144 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:52,186 It's the Congreve Cube. 145 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:54,397 It looks like a big block of wood. 146 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,357 It is a big block of wood. 147 00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:58,484 But now, it's your big block of wood. 148 00:10:58,568 --> 00:11:00,361 Thank you. 149 00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:02,280 I was just saying last night 150 00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:04,490 I don't have enough big blocks of wood. 151 00:11:06,075 --> 00:11:09,871 Unlikely adventures require unlikely tools. 152 00:11:09,996 --> 00:11:11,789 Are we going on an adventure? 153 00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:15,877 Well, my dear, we're already on one. 154 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,463 All I will say is this: 155 00:11:18,588 --> 00:11:22,467 With faith... love... 156 00:11:22,592 --> 00:11:26,596 this block... and a counting mutant, 157 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:30,058 you may find yourself somewhere you've never imagined. 158 00:11:33,186 --> 00:11:36,272 And with that... let's open the store. 159 00:11:36,397 --> 00:11:37,273 Wait, sir...? 160 00:11:37,356 --> 00:11:38,483 Mortimer, I'm way ahead of you. 161 00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:39,692 Stay out of the refrigerator. 162 00:11:39,859 --> 00:11:40,693 Sir... 163 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:41,694 Yes, my honeycomb? 164 00:11:41,861 --> 00:11:42,779 You're wearing your pajamas. 165 00:11:44,864 --> 00:11:45,865 Flapdoodle. 166 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,170 Fore! 167 00:12:04,675 --> 00:12:06,677 Whoa! 168 00:12:07,762 --> 00:12:09,097 Whoo-whee! 169 00:12:18,189 --> 00:12:19,982 Whoosh! 170 00:12:22,485 --> 00:12:24,987 Eric, may I borrow your hat? 171 00:12:25,071 --> 00:12:26,072 Sure! 172 00:12:33,996 --> 00:12:36,290 Oh, excuse me. Hello. 173 00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:38,376 Uh, how much are you asking for that fish mobile up there? 174 00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:39,585 - Oh, that one. - Yeah. 175 00:12:39,669 --> 00:12:40,670 Well, that's $50. 176 00:12:40,795 --> 00:12:42,296 - Fifty! - Mm-hmm. 177 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:44,674 50-- don't you think that's a little high, just for a mobile? 178 00:12:44,757 --> 00:12:47,260 Well, if you'll notice, they're fresh fish. 179 00:12:50,263 --> 00:12:51,472 Uh... 180 00:12:51,681 --> 00:12:53,266 If you don't want to spend that much, 181 00:12:53,391 --> 00:12:56,894 we do have that fish mobile over there for only $17. 182 00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:58,980 But those are not fresh. 183 00:12:59,063 --> 00:13:01,774 And they're high in cholesterol. 184 00:13:07,864 --> 00:13:09,574 Molly? Molly Mahoney? 185 00:13:09,657 --> 00:13:10,575 Yeah. 186 00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:12,869 It's Dave. Dave Wolf. 187 00:13:12,994 --> 00:13:14,871 I was in your physics class in college. 188 00:13:14,996 --> 00:13:15,997 Oh, hey! 189 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,458 Hey! Holy... cow. You still work here? 190 00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:19,459 Yeah! 191 00:13:19,584 --> 00:13:21,586 I mean, well... yeah. 192 00:13:21,794 --> 00:13:24,672 So, uh, what about you? What are you up to? 193 00:13:24,797 --> 00:13:26,090 I'm an engineer. 194 00:13:26,174 --> 00:13:27,675 Congratulations. 195 00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:28,968 You know, it's funny. 196 00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:30,386 I would never have recognized you 197 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:32,180 if it wasn't for that finger thing. 198 00:13:32,263 --> 00:13:34,766 Hah-- comes in handy on the cash register. 199 00:13:34,891 --> 00:13:36,684 Do you still play the piano? 200 00:13:36,768 --> 00:13:38,186 I do. Every day. 201 00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,897 Well, I'm here for a week. Where are you playing? 202 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,482 My apartment. 203 00:13:42,565 --> 00:13:43,983 Oh, I-I thought... 204 00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:46,694 Yeah-- do you want me to wrap any of these for you? 205 00:13:46,778 --> 00:13:47,987 Oh, no. Thanks. 206 00:13:48,071 --> 00:13:50,656 Uh... you know, it was really nice to see you. 207 00:13:50,782 --> 00:13:52,658 I always wondered what happened to you. 208 00:13:52,784 --> 00:13:53,493 It's good to see you. 209 00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:54,494 Yeah, you too. 210 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:56,371 Wait, I'm... I'm sorry. 211 00:13:56,496 --> 00:13:58,790 Bouncy Balls-- always trying to escape. 212 00:13:58,873 --> 00:14:01,084 Okay, out. 213 00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:03,669 Out. 214 00:14:03,795 --> 00:14:05,880 And you. 215 00:14:05,963 --> 00:14:07,256 You, too. 216 00:14:07,382 --> 00:14:08,883 Sorry about that. 217 00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:10,385 Take care. 218 00:14:10,468 --> 00:14:12,387 Okay. 219 00:14:15,181 --> 00:14:17,266 Ooh! 220 00:14:17,392 --> 00:14:18,476 Aha... 221 00:14:19,685 --> 00:14:20,895 Hiya. 222 00:14:20,978 --> 00:14:23,189 Just, uh... uh, shopping. 223 00:14:23,272 --> 00:14:24,857 Shopping. 224 00:14:24,982 --> 00:14:27,485 Just, uh... shopping. 225 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:28,778 No matter what they tell you, 226 00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:30,571 you don't have to stay in the lines. 227 00:14:30,697 --> 00:14:31,698 Pardon me, miss. 228 00:14:31,864 --> 00:14:32,865 Could you help me, please? 229 00:14:33,074 --> 00:14:34,659 I can certainly try. 230 00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:38,371 My grandson wants a fire engine for his birthday, 231 00:14:38,496 --> 00:14:40,164 with a ladder that goes up 232 00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:42,291 and a hose that squirts water. 233 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,793 And I can't find one. 234 00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:46,087 This sounds like a job for the Big Book. 235 00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:54,095 This has all the toys we have in stock. 236 00:14:54,178 --> 00:14:59,475 Now, "E" for engine or "F" for fire...? 237 00:14:59,684 --> 00:15:02,478 Let's try "F." 238 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,570 Wow! 239 00:15:10,695 --> 00:15:12,572 How did you do that? 240 00:15:12,697 --> 00:15:13,990 I didn't do it. 241 00:15:14,073 --> 00:15:16,284 You must have done something. 242 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:17,660 Surprisingly, no. 243 00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:19,579 It's the Book. 244 00:15:19,662 --> 00:15:22,290 It's magic. 245 00:15:22,373 --> 00:15:24,083 Come on, guys. Bring it up higher! 246 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,084 Higher! That's it! 247 00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:27,170 Hey, get that bird out of here, will ya? 248 00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:28,963 Hey. Whoa. Okay, that's right. 249 00:15:29,088 --> 00:15:31,257 All right, bring it up, bring it up, bring it up. 250 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,970 Hello, excuse me, miss. Hi. 251 00:15:36,095 --> 00:15:37,764 Oh, hi. 252 00:15:37,889 --> 00:15:39,974 Um... hi. 253 00:15:40,058 --> 00:15:41,559 Um... 254 00:15:41,684 --> 00:15:43,394 Hello. 255 00:15:43,478 --> 00:15:45,772 Um... I believe Mr. Magorium sent for me. 256 00:15:45,897 --> 00:15:48,274 Oh. Wow. 257 00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:51,361 You're really well-dressed for a shadow puppeteer. 258 00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:55,990 No, no... I'm Henry Weston, the accountant. 259 00:15:56,074 --> 00:15:57,075 Here for an interview. 260 00:15:57,158 --> 00:15:59,077 Ah... hello. 261 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,495 My name is Mahoney. 262 00:16:00,578 --> 00:16:02,163 I am the store manager. 263 00:16:02,288 --> 00:16:04,165 Pleasure to meet you. 264 00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:06,584 I have to admit, when the agency sent me, 265 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:09,170 I had no idea that this was a toy store. 266 00:16:09,295 --> 00:16:10,963 Shh! 267 00:16:12,882 --> 00:16:14,759 If these kids found out this was a toy store, 268 00:16:14,884 --> 00:16:16,386 we'd have a madhouse on our hands. 269 00:16:19,472 --> 00:16:22,183 That was a joke. 270 00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:24,560 I know. 271 00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:26,187 Okay. 272 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,564 Uh... you probably want to speak 273 00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,566 to Mr. Magorium. 274 00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:32,485 Why don't you give me a second. 275 00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,864 Hi. 276 00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:42,787 What is it? 277 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:48,876 What? 278 00:16:57,468 --> 00:17:00,680 It's not real nice to stare at people, you know? 279 00:17:00,763 --> 00:17:01,973 Why don't you just 280 00:17:02,056 --> 00:17:03,683 go ahead and... 281 00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:05,268 This happens every time. 282 00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:06,978 Ah, greetings. Edward Magorium-- 283 00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:08,688 toy impresario, wonder aficionado, 284 00:17:08,771 --> 00:17:09,981 avid shoe-wearer. 285 00:17:10,064 --> 00:17:11,774 You're here for the accounting position. 286 00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:12,984 Yes. Henry Weston. 287 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,694 Mm-hmm. Name the Fibonacci series 288 00:17:14,777 --> 00:17:16,696 from its 11 th to its 16th integer. 289 00:17:16,779 --> 00:17:17,780 Hello? Grandma? 290 00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:19,490 Uh... 89, 291 00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:22,076 144, 233, 292 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,578 377, 610? 293 00:17:23,661 --> 00:17:24,787 Perfect. 294 00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:26,789 The number four-- do we really need it? 295 00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:28,791 If you like squares, you do. 296 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,293 Oh, I like squares. 297 00:17:30,376 --> 00:17:31,586 Good. Now, 298 00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:33,963 the hot dog to hot dog bun ratio-- 299 00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:37,258 why, for the love of mustard, are there never enough buns? 300 00:17:38,384 --> 00:17:40,094 Extra hot dogs. 301 00:17:40,178 --> 00:17:41,095 Yes, but why? 302 00:17:41,179 --> 00:17:43,264 In case you drop a couple. 303 00:17:43,389 --> 00:17:46,768 What kind of insufferable fool drops a hot dog? 304 00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:48,478 Anything can happen, sir. 305 00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:55,193 Anything can happen, hmm? 306 00:17:56,486 --> 00:17:58,571 How absolutely true. 307 00:17:59,864 --> 00:18:03,576 You're exactly the mutant I'm looking for. 308 00:18:03,659 --> 00:18:04,994 You're hired. 309 00:18:05,078 --> 00:18:06,079 What? 310 00:18:06,162 --> 00:18:07,872 - You're hired! - That's it, huh? 311 00:18:07,997 --> 00:18:09,582 - That's all I need. - Uh, sir... 312 00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:11,459 - Don't you agree, Mahoney? - No, not exactly. 313 00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:13,961 Perfect. I've heard great things about you. 314 00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:14,962 Really? 315 00:18:15,088 --> 00:18:17,256 No, not yet, but I'm sure I will. Oh! 316 00:18:17,382 --> 00:18:19,258 I see you've brought your abacus along. Top-notch. 317 00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,385 Come along. 318 00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:23,096 I'll show you the store. 319 00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:24,597 320 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,266 321 00:18:27,392 --> 00:18:29,268 Duck, duck, duck... 322 00:18:29,394 --> 00:18:30,770 - goose! 323 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:39,278 We sell almost every kind of whatnot imaginable, Mutant, 324 00:18:39,362 --> 00:18:40,988 from ant farms to zeppelins. 325 00:18:41,072 --> 00:18:43,157 I've owned this store for 113 years, 326 00:18:43,282 --> 00:18:45,284 ever since I came to this country, 327 00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:49,288 although I've been inventing toys since the mid-1770s. 328 00:18:49,372 --> 00:18:51,082 - Wha... Excuse me, sir? - Yes? 329 00:18:51,165 --> 00:18:53,459 Did you say 1770s? 330 00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:55,670 Yes, sir. So, as you can imagine, accounting 331 00:18:55,795 --> 00:18:57,171 is a brand-new concept to me. 332 00:18:57,296 --> 00:19:00,174 You know, that would make you at least 240 years old, sir. 333 00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:02,760 You're already hired, Mutant. There's no need to show off. 334 00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:05,263 Now, follow me. 335 00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:18,860 Here we are. 336 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,989 I haven't thrown anything away. 337 00:19:23,072 --> 00:19:24,991 Yeah, yeah, I can see that. 338 00:19:25,074 --> 00:19:27,368 Are-are all these receipts? 339 00:19:27,493 --> 00:19:29,871 Mostly. Some are important documents. 340 00:19:29,996 --> 00:19:31,873 Others might be doodles I never framed. 341 00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:33,374 I can't tell the difference. 342 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:38,087 So you've obviously never kept an account of your income. 343 00:19:38,171 --> 00:19:39,088 No. 344 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:40,590 Or filed a tax return? 345 00:19:40,673 --> 00:19:41,591 No. 346 00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:42,884 Renewed your city business license? 347 00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:44,260 Renewed my...? 348 00:19:44,385 --> 00:19:45,887 Renewed your... Eh, forget it. 349 00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:48,389 You realize to determine the worth 350 00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:52,685 of this store out of this, um... fire hazard, really, 351 00:19:52,769 --> 00:19:56,397 is an insurmountable task, and if you have... 352 00:19:56,481 --> 00:19:59,275 somehow managed to keep from going bankrupt 353 00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:01,361 or being evicted, 354 00:20:01,486 --> 00:20:03,279 sent to prison for tax evasion, uh... 355 00:20:03,363 --> 00:20:04,489 Oh-ho. 356 00:20:04,572 --> 00:20:06,282 ...why do you want to do this now? 357 00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:07,784 Ah, yes. Can you keep a secret? 358 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:10,286 The firm holds a very strict exclusivity policy. 359 00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:11,579 Don't worry. 360 00:20:11,662 --> 00:20:14,582 But can you keep a secret? 361 00:20:14,665 --> 00:20:15,958 Yes, sir. 362 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,668 I'm leaving. 363 00:20:17,794 --> 00:20:19,087 The store? 364 00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,381 The world. 365 00:20:22,757 --> 00:20:24,175 You see these shoes? 366 00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:26,677 I found these in a tiny little shop 367 00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:28,679 in Tuscany 368 00:20:28,763 --> 00:20:30,890 and fell in love with them so entirely, 369 00:20:30,973 --> 00:20:34,394 I bought enough to last my whole life. 370 00:20:40,983 --> 00:20:42,777 These are my last pair. 371 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:54,372 So, if you'll excuse me, I have a pressing marbles match, 372 00:20:54,497 --> 00:20:55,873 and I must warm up 373 00:20:55,957 --> 00:20:57,375 my thumbs. 374 00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:22,483 Eric! Are you ready 375 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,485 for our marbles match? 376 00:21:24,569 --> 00:21:26,362 - Mr. Magorium? - Yes? 377 00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:28,990 - Does that seem right to you? - Does what...? 378 00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:37,874 No, this doesn't seem right at all. 379 00:21:37,957 --> 00:21:41,794 We must keep a watchful eye on this, Eric, hmm? 380 00:22:32,387 --> 00:22:36,182 Don't worry, I'm... fine up here, guys. 381 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,361 This chapter is called 382 00:22:48,486 --> 00:22:50,863 "No, Seriously, Watch. " 383 00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:56,160 No, seriously, 384 00:22:56,285 --> 00:22:58,079 watch. 385 00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:04,085 No way! 386 00:23:04,168 --> 00:23:05,086 Come on. 387 00:23:05,169 --> 00:23:06,170 Whoa! 388 00:23:06,295 --> 00:23:09,590 This is so cool. 389 00:23:13,386 --> 00:23:15,388 - Come on! - Let's go! 390 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:45,793 Wow! 391 00:24:06,397 --> 00:24:07,273 Uh-oh. 392 00:24:14,572 --> 00:24:16,366 It's so good. 393 00:24:17,784 --> 00:24:19,369 Somebody! 394 00:24:19,494 --> 00:24:21,788 Help! Help! 395 00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:30,463 Pretty impressive ball, isn't it? 396 00:24:30,588 --> 00:24:32,590 Impossible to dodge. 397 00:24:38,262 --> 00:24:40,390 This boy's weird. 398 00:25:02,286 --> 00:25:03,788 Mahoney, 399 00:25:03,871 --> 00:25:05,373 have you seen Mister... 400 00:25:05,456 --> 00:25:06,457 Good night! 401 00:25:06,582 --> 00:25:07,959 Have you seen Mr. Magorium? 402 00:25:08,084 --> 00:25:10,962 Yeah. He's, um, he's about this tall. 403 00:25:11,087 --> 00:25:12,964 He's got crazy eyebrows... 404 00:25:15,675 --> 00:25:17,176 He's upstairs. 405 00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:18,594 Thank you. 406 00:25:18,678 --> 00:25:21,389 You really got to get better with the jokes, Mutant. 407 00:25:21,472 --> 00:25:23,474 I'm laughing on the inside. 408 00:25:32,358 --> 00:25:35,486 - Mr. Magorium. - Mutant. 409 00:25:35,570 --> 00:25:36,779 Mr. Magorium... 410 00:25:36,988 --> 00:25:39,365 Come to accept my hula hoop challenge? 411 00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:40,992 We have a few serious problems. 412 00:25:41,075 --> 00:25:42,368 Ooh, serious problems. 413 00:25:42,493 --> 00:25:44,162 I don't have any serious problems. 414 00:25:44,287 --> 00:25:45,371 You do, actually. 415 00:25:45,496 --> 00:25:46,581 I don't think so. 416 00:25:46,664 --> 00:25:48,291 What about this, uh, invoice 417 00:25:48,374 --> 00:25:49,584 from this company in Brazil? 418 00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:50,668 They say that 419 00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:53,296 you owe them $300,000 for a magic 420 00:25:53,379 --> 00:25:55,089 doorknob? 421 00:25:55,173 --> 00:25:56,591 Oh, that's ridiculous. 422 00:25:56,674 --> 00:25:57,884 - Thank you. 423 00:25:57,967 --> 00:26:01,179 $300,000 for a doorknob? 424 00:26:01,262 --> 00:26:03,473 I've never paid over $200,000. 425 00:26:03,598 --> 00:26:04,766 Here, catch. 426 00:26:06,768 --> 00:26:08,686 What about Bellini? 427 00:26:08,770 --> 00:26:09,771 Bellini's the book builder 428 00:26:09,896 --> 00:26:10,897 born in the basement. 429 00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:12,357 You have a tenant in the basement? 430 00:26:12,482 --> 00:26:13,858 He was born there. 431 00:26:13,983 --> 00:26:15,568 I certainly can't ask him to leave. 432 00:26:15,693 --> 00:26:16,694 Okay. 433 00:26:16,778 --> 00:26:18,571 According to your employment records, 434 00:26:18,696 --> 00:26:21,074 you've had several fictional characters on the books. 435 00:26:21,157 --> 00:26:23,576 - Like whom? - The King of Planet Yaweh. 436 00:26:23,659 --> 00:26:24,577 Oh, he's not fictional. 437 00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:25,578 Sir, there are people... 438 00:26:25,661 --> 00:26:26,662 He's not really the king, 439 00:26:26,788 --> 00:26:28,498 and the planet Yaweh doesn't exist, 440 00:26:28,581 --> 00:26:30,291 but he's not fictional. 441 00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:31,876 Well, that's the thing. 442 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:32,877 If there's no planet... 443 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,087 - Mr. Weston, - Yes, sir? 444 00:26:34,170 --> 00:26:37,465 you can't blame people for having aspirations, hmm? 445 00:26:50,269 --> 00:26:52,480 Oh. 446 00:26:52,563 --> 00:26:53,981 Sorry. 447 00:26:54,065 --> 00:26:57,276 I just sort of took over. 448 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:00,196 I thought it was funny, but I guess... 449 00:27:00,279 --> 00:27:02,365 Sorry. 450 00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,288 Hey, who did that? 451 00:27:09,372 --> 00:27:10,665 I did that. 452 00:27:10,790 --> 00:27:12,792 No, seriously, who helped? 453 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,585 No one. 454 00:27:15,878 --> 00:27:18,297 Mahoney? Hello. Got a quick question. 455 00:27:18,381 --> 00:27:19,674 Quick one. Quickie. Hey. 456 00:27:19,757 --> 00:27:20,883 Okay, Mutant. 457 00:27:20,967 --> 00:27:23,261 I need your help explaining this history 458 00:27:23,386 --> 00:27:25,096 that Mr. Magorium has fabricated. 459 00:27:25,179 --> 00:27:26,764 What history he's fabricated? 460 00:27:26,889 --> 00:27:28,766 This one I've got here-- for instance, 461 00:27:28,891 --> 00:27:31,394 got a signed I.O.U. from Thomas Edison. 462 00:27:31,477 --> 00:27:32,562 Really?! 463 00:27:32,687 --> 00:27:34,272 "P.S. Thanks for the idea." 464 00:27:34,397 --> 00:27:36,858 With a picture of the lightbulb next to it. 465 00:27:36,983 --> 00:27:38,693 Is that for real? 466 00:27:38,776 --> 00:27:40,486 No. No, it's... it's not for real. 467 00:27:40,570 --> 00:27:42,071 It's a signed I.O.U. from Thomas Edison. 468 00:27:42,196 --> 00:27:43,281 Does that seem like something 469 00:27:43,364 --> 00:27:45,491 that would exist in the real world to you? 470 00:27:45,575 --> 00:27:47,869 Well, it does have his signature on it. 471 00:27:50,371 --> 00:27:51,998 Hello? Please? 472 00:27:52,165 --> 00:27:53,583 Give me one second, please? 473 00:27:53,666 --> 00:27:54,667 Mahoney, wait. 474 00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:56,085 I just need... 475 00:27:56,169 --> 00:27:58,963 a simple explanation. 476 00:27:59,088 --> 00:28:01,674 Sure. It's a magical toy store. 477 00:28:01,758 --> 00:28:04,594 There's no such thing as a magical toy store. 478 00:28:04,677 --> 00:28:06,095 Of course there is. 479 00:28:06,179 --> 00:28:08,264 When you say "magical," do you mean "special"? 480 00:28:08,389 --> 00:28:10,058 - No, I mean "magical." - "Unique"? 481 00:28:10,183 --> 00:28:11,559 - "Magical." - How about... 482 00:28:13,269 --> 00:28:14,687 "Really, really cool"? 483 00:28:16,481 --> 00:28:17,774 Okay. 484 00:28:17,857 --> 00:28:21,069 What's behind me, all right... 485 00:28:21,277 --> 00:28:22,195 is a toy store. 486 00:28:22,362 --> 00:28:24,864 It is a big one, it is a weird one, 487 00:28:25,073 --> 00:28:27,492 but it is just... 488 00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,494 a toy store. 489 00:28:29,577 --> 00:28:30,870 I knew it 490 00:28:30,995 --> 00:28:32,663 as soon as I saw that suit. 491 00:28:32,789 --> 00:28:33,790 Knew what? 492 00:28:33,873 --> 00:28:35,458 You're a "just" guy. 493 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:36,584 What's a "just" guy? 494 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:37,877 A guy just like you. 495 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,963 Same hair, same suit, same shoes. 496 00:28:41,089 --> 00:28:42,382 Walks around. 497 00:28:42,465 --> 00:28:45,093 No matter what, he thinks, "Oh, 498 00:28:45,176 --> 00:28:46,469 "it's just a store. 499 00:28:46,594 --> 00:28:48,763 "This is just a bench. 500 00:28:48,888 --> 00:28:50,973 "It's just a tree." 501 00:28:51,057 --> 00:28:53,684 It's just what it is, nothing more. 502 00:28:53,768 --> 00:28:55,978 Okay, but-but this... 503 00:28:56,062 --> 00:28:58,064 is just a store. 504 00:28:59,857 --> 00:29:02,694 I'm sure to you... it is. 505 00:30:34,994 --> 00:30:38,081 I must say... 506 00:30:38,164 --> 00:30:41,459 I am very disappointed in you. 507 00:30:45,463 --> 00:30:49,092 I understand feeling sad or scared or even suspicious, 508 00:30:49,175 --> 00:30:52,762 but that is no reason to turn gray and start pouting. 509 00:30:56,682 --> 00:30:59,477 I would expect such behavior, perhaps, 510 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,772 from a brand-new store, or even a store a few years old, 511 00:31:02,897 --> 00:31:04,065 but a store 512 00:31:04,190 --> 00:31:05,983 your age... 513 00:31:06,067 --> 00:31:08,194 sulking? 514 00:31:10,196 --> 00:31:11,989 It is simply 515 00:31:12,073 --> 00:31:14,575 atrocious. 516 00:31:16,661 --> 00:31:20,456 The immitigable truth is, I am leaving tomorrow, 517 00:31:20,581 --> 00:31:22,875 and Mahoney, bless her timid heart, 518 00:31:22,959 --> 00:31:25,962 will be given care of you. 519 00:31:26,087 --> 00:31:28,965 I'm sorry, my sweet, but it's a perfect fact, 520 00:31:29,090 --> 00:31:32,176 and no amount of misbehavior will change it. 521 00:31:35,096 --> 00:31:36,973 She loves you, 522 00:31:37,056 --> 00:31:39,267 as do I, 523 00:31:39,392 --> 00:31:42,979 and we must face tomorrow, whatever it may hold, 524 00:31:43,187 --> 00:31:46,566 with determination, joy and bravery. 525 00:31:48,359 --> 00:31:51,487 So I suggest you stop this petulance. 526 00:31:52,572 --> 00:31:54,365 Hmm? 527 00:31:54,490 --> 00:31:57,285 I expect you to pull yourself together... 528 00:31:59,370 --> 00:32:03,666 ...and put your best face on by the time of my departure. 529 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,669 This chapter is called 530 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:10,757 "Fun and Mental Is Fundamental. " 531 00:32:10,882 --> 00:32:13,885 And there's also this new guy, the Mutant, 532 00:32:13,968 --> 00:32:15,595 who's a little uptight. 533 00:32:15,762 --> 00:32:18,765 Sweetheart, did you spend the whole day at the store? 534 00:32:18,890 --> 00:32:20,391 I did lots of stuff. 535 00:32:20,475 --> 00:32:21,684 Like what? 536 00:32:21,768 --> 00:32:23,561 I built a sculpture, 537 00:32:23,686 --> 00:32:26,189 I got 20,000 paddles on a paddleball... 538 00:32:26,272 --> 00:32:29,067 and I figured out how to win at solitaire 539 00:32:29,192 --> 00:32:30,485 every time without cheating. 540 00:32:30,568 --> 00:32:32,779 Eric, those are all things you do by yourself. 541 00:32:32,862 --> 00:32:33,988 There were... 542 00:32:34,072 --> 00:32:35,990 people... around. 543 00:32:36,074 --> 00:32:38,785 We agreed you could come back from camp early 544 00:32:38,868 --> 00:32:41,079 if you made an effort to make some friends. 545 00:32:41,162 --> 00:32:44,290 It's not my fault people don't like me. 546 00:32:44,374 --> 00:32:47,168 People love you-- once they get the chance to know you. 547 00:32:47,293 --> 00:32:48,878 No, they don't. 548 00:32:49,087 --> 00:32:50,880 They think I'm weird. 549 00:32:51,964 --> 00:32:55,259 Because you build sculptures by yourself. 550 00:32:55,385 --> 00:32:57,595 Because nobody wants to play with me. 551 00:32:57,678 --> 00:33:00,390 Have you asked anyone to play with you? 552 00:33:00,473 --> 00:33:02,392 Not really. 553 00:33:02,475 --> 00:33:05,186 Well, Eric, you have to give people a chance. 554 00:33:05,269 --> 00:33:06,979 I know what'll happen. 555 00:33:07,063 --> 00:33:08,856 You don't, sweetheart. 556 00:33:08,981 --> 00:33:12,777 Trust me, people are always full of surprises. 557 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:15,988 Just... 558 00:33:16,072 --> 00:33:17,657 just pick someone. 559 00:33:17,782 --> 00:33:19,867 Anyone. Pick someone you don't know, 560 00:33:19,992 --> 00:33:21,869 and try to make friends with them. 561 00:33:21,994 --> 00:33:23,371 See what happens. 562 00:33:23,496 --> 00:33:25,456 I don't even know how to start. 563 00:33:25,581 --> 00:33:26,582 Easy. 564 00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:28,459 Start by saying hi. 565 00:34:00,867 --> 00:34:02,994 566 00:34:03,077 --> 00:34:04,787 567 00:34:04,871 --> 00:34:07,665 568 00:34:07,790 --> 00:34:09,667 569 00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:12,086 570 00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:14,964 571 00:34:15,089 --> 00:34:17,467 572 00:34:17,592 --> 00:34:19,469 573 00:34:19,594 --> 00:34:22,472 574 00:34:22,597 --> 00:34:24,265 575 00:34:24,390 --> 00:34:27,393 576 00:34:28,770 --> 00:34:31,481 577 00:34:31,689 --> 00:34:34,359 578 00:34:34,484 --> 00:34:37,779 579 00:34:39,989 --> 00:34:42,658 580 00:34:42,784 --> 00:34:45,370 581 00:34:46,788 --> 00:34:48,664 582 00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:50,458 583 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:53,795 584 00:34:53,878 --> 00:34:55,880 585 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:57,382 586 00:34:57,465 --> 00:35:00,468 587 00:35:00,593 --> 00:35:03,971 588 00:35:04,097 --> 00:35:07,767 589 00:35:07,892 --> 00:35:10,395 590 00:35:10,478 --> 00:35:11,562 591 00:35:11,688 --> 00:35:13,981 592 00:35:21,989 --> 00:35:24,367 593 00:35:24,492 --> 00:35:28,996 594 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,375 595 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:35,169 596 00:35:35,378 --> 00:35:38,965 597 00:35:39,090 --> 00:35:40,466 598 00:35:40,591 --> 00:35:43,261 599 00:36:09,871 --> 00:36:11,497 Mahoney? 600 00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:15,084 Mahoney baloney? 601 00:36:15,293 --> 00:36:16,169 Sir... 602 00:36:16,294 --> 00:36:17,587 I have a riddle for you. 603 00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:18,671 Maybe not now, sir. 604 00:36:18,796 --> 00:36:19,797 Don't worry. It's easy. 605 00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:22,383 What's short, amazing, and says "ouch"? 606 00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:23,760 I have no idea. 607 00:36:23,885 --> 00:36:24,761 Ouch! 608 00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:27,180 Very funny. 609 00:36:27,263 --> 00:36:29,182 Sir, what's wrong with this corner? 610 00:36:32,685 --> 00:36:35,188 Apparently, despite my efforts, 611 00:36:35,271 --> 00:36:36,689 the store is not taking 612 00:36:36,773 --> 00:36:39,567 - my departure very well. - What?! 613 00:36:39,692 --> 00:36:41,361 Wait, what departure? 614 00:36:41,486 --> 00:36:43,988 It was intended to be a spectacular surprise, 615 00:36:44,072 --> 00:36:46,574 but it appears the store has other intents. 616 00:36:46,783 --> 00:36:49,577 That's one of my favorites, Kristine! 617 00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:51,788 Wait, what was meant as a surprise? 618 00:36:53,873 --> 00:36:56,292 I'm giving you the store. 619 00:36:56,376 --> 00:36:58,378 You're giving me the store?! 620 00:36:58,461 --> 00:36:59,670 Surprise! 621 00:36:59,796 --> 00:37:01,589 - Surprise, surprise. - Excuse me? 622 00:37:01,672 --> 00:37:02,965 Yes, sir? 623 00:37:03,091 --> 00:37:04,759 Do you have Curious George Goes to the Hospital? 624 00:37:04,884 --> 00:37:07,470 Hmm. Mahoney? 625 00:37:08,596 --> 00:37:09,597 I'll-I'll ask. 626 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,681 An excellent piece 627 00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:12,767 of literature and a fine choice indeed. 628 00:37:12,892 --> 00:37:14,268 Have you read it? 629 00:37:14,394 --> 00:37:15,478 Read it? 630 00:37:15,561 --> 00:37:18,690 I had brunch with the Man in the Yellow Hat himself!. 631 00:37:18,773 --> 00:37:20,983 Okay, seriously, sir. 632 00:37:21,067 --> 00:37:22,276 What, Mahoney? 633 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,070 I can't take the Emporium. 634 00:37:24,195 --> 00:37:26,572 But you told me you needed a new occupation. 635 00:37:26,698 --> 00:37:29,158 I meant writing music, not running the Emporium. 636 00:37:29,283 --> 00:37:32,161 Why not? You'd do a splendid job of it. 637 00:37:32,286 --> 00:37:33,287 Mr. Magorium... 638 00:37:33,371 --> 00:37:35,081 - Yes? Oh. 639 00:37:35,164 --> 00:37:36,457 Oh, thank you, Bellini. 640 00:37:36,582 --> 00:37:38,960 It's for the gentleman with the blazing red hair. 641 00:37:40,962 --> 00:37:42,797 - Mr. Magorium... - Yes? 642 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,965 why didn't you tell me any of this? 643 00:37:44,090 --> 00:37:45,258 Well, apparently, you misunderstand 644 00:37:45,383 --> 00:37:47,385 the rules of a surprise. 645 00:37:47,468 --> 00:37:49,178 But what if I don't want the Emporium? 646 00:37:52,682 --> 00:37:54,183 Why would you not want the Emporium? 647 00:37:54,267 --> 00:37:55,977 Because I can't run it. 648 00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:56,978 Why not? 649 00:37:57,061 --> 00:37:59,397 Because... you have to run it. 650 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,565 That's not a good reason. 651 00:38:00,690 --> 00:38:03,568 It's called "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium." 652 00:38:03,693 --> 00:38:05,069 It rhymes! 653 00:38:05,194 --> 00:38:06,571 - Oh! - Not to mention the fact 654 00:38:06,696 --> 00:38:10,283 that... you're magic, and I'm not. 655 00:38:10,366 --> 00:38:12,994 Besides, what are you supposed to do 656 00:38:13,077 --> 00:38:14,996 if I'm running the Emporium? 657 00:38:16,998 --> 00:38:18,666 I'm leaving. 658 00:38:18,791 --> 00:38:19,876 You're leaving? 659 00:38:24,464 --> 00:38:25,965 - Excuse me? - Yes, sir? 660 00:38:26,174 --> 00:38:28,092 There's something wrong with this book you gave me. 661 00:38:28,259 --> 00:38:29,594 Wrong? 662 00:38:29,677 --> 00:38:33,389 - Well, this is incomprehensible. 663 00:38:33,473 --> 00:38:35,266 Hmm. 664 00:38:35,391 --> 00:38:38,061 The b... the book's just kidding around. 665 00:38:38,186 --> 00:38:40,188 I'll notify Bellini immediately. Thank you. 666 00:38:40,271 --> 00:38:42,065 Mr. Magorium! Mr. Magorium! 667 00:38:42,190 --> 00:38:43,566 - Y-Yes, Mark? - Follow me. 668 00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:46,277 It's strangely weird and weirdly strange. 669 00:38:46,361 --> 00:38:48,571 - What is it? - We were finger painting, 670 00:38:48,696 --> 00:38:51,783 - Yes. - as usual, and Katie looked up, 671 00:38:51,866 --> 00:38:53,159 and... see? 672 00:38:55,495 --> 00:38:58,164 - All the colors faded. - We must check 673 00:38:58,373 --> 00:38:59,374 the Door of Rooms. 674 00:39:14,097 --> 00:39:15,890 Rats! 675 00:39:17,683 --> 00:39:20,186 - Cheerleaders?! 676 00:39:21,396 --> 00:39:24,273 Confound it! Mahoney, check the Big Book. 677 00:39:31,197 --> 00:39:32,990 I would like... 678 00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:34,575 a lollipop. 679 00:39:39,997 --> 00:39:41,582 Sir. 680 00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:44,293 Mahoney, the laws of gravity have begun to apply. 681 00:39:44,377 --> 00:39:46,170 Sir, I asked the Big Book for a lollipop. 682 00:39:46,295 --> 00:39:47,588 I got a lemur! 683 00:39:47,672 --> 00:39:49,757 A lemur? We don't even carry lemurs! 684 00:39:49,882 --> 00:39:51,467 I'm not even sure I know what a lemur is. 685 00:39:51,592 --> 00:39:52,677 Wait, is it that primate thing 686 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,886 looks kind of like a raccoon? 687 00:39:53,970 --> 00:39:55,096 Sir, we don't have time... 688 00:39:55,179 --> 00:39:57,056 Mahoney, we don't have time to discuss lemurs! 689 00:39:57,181 --> 00:39:58,683 You're right! Where's Eric? 690 00:39:58,766 --> 00:39:59,892 Uh... 691 00:39:59,976 --> 00:40:01,769 I should do something, too! 692 00:40:07,275 --> 00:40:08,985 - Eric? 693 00:40:09,068 --> 00:40:11,279 We need you. There's a problem. 694 00:40:16,075 --> 00:40:19,287 - Get off me! Aah! 695 00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:24,167 Somebody... give me a hand! Aah! 696 00:40:48,274 --> 00:40:49,984 - Whoo! 697 00:40:51,486 --> 00:40:53,196 - Help! 698 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,585 Time to go. 699 00:41:13,174 --> 00:41:17,387 The store is undergoing a little difficulty right now. 700 00:41:17,470 --> 00:41:20,473 Please leave through the front door, 701 00:41:20,556 --> 00:41:22,475 calm and orderly. 702 00:41:22,558 --> 00:41:24,894 Ew! Ew! Ew! 703 00:41:24,977 --> 00:41:28,189 And maybe try to avoid the slimy girl. 704 00:41:28,272 --> 00:41:30,483 Three, two, one, liftoff!. 705 00:41:30,566 --> 00:41:31,693 Sir? 706 00:41:31,776 --> 00:41:33,069 Close the store. 707 00:41:33,194 --> 00:41:34,696 Let us all reconvene upstairs 708 00:41:34,779 --> 00:41:35,863 immediately. 709 00:41:35,988 --> 00:41:37,990 Lift... ah, crap. 710 00:41:40,493 --> 00:41:41,494 What's going on? 711 00:41:41,577 --> 00:41:42,662 I don't know, but could you 712 00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:45,164 do us a favor and try to catch the lemur? 713 00:41:45,289 --> 00:41:47,667 I don't know how to catch a lemur. I'm a dentist. 714 00:41:47,792 --> 00:41:50,378 Well, I don't know how to catch a lemur. I'm nine. 715 00:41:50,461 --> 00:41:52,463 Excuse me? 716 00:41:53,464 --> 00:41:57,093 I am very disappointed with this book 717 00:41:57,176 --> 00:41:59,470 I just opened. 718 00:42:02,682 --> 00:42:04,183 The store's shut down. 719 00:42:04,267 --> 00:42:05,393 You're here? 720 00:42:05,476 --> 00:42:07,270 - Apparently. - But not actually? 721 00:42:07,395 --> 00:42:08,563 Please sit down, Mahoney. 722 00:42:08,688 --> 00:42:11,274 We must commence our conference contiguously. 723 00:42:11,357 --> 00:42:12,859 I must apologize. 724 00:42:12,984 --> 00:42:16,279 Mortimer and I had an appetizer spread prepared, 725 00:42:16,362 --> 00:42:18,990 but... he ate the pancakes. 726 00:42:19,157 --> 00:42:20,783 - Who's Mortimer? - He's the zebra. 727 00:42:20,867 --> 00:42:22,785 - What? - The... zebra. 728 00:42:22,869 --> 00:42:24,162 - Forget it, Eric. - Order, order. 729 00:42:25,663 --> 00:42:27,665 Now, Eric. 730 00:42:27,790 --> 00:42:28,666 Yes, sir? 731 00:42:28,791 --> 00:42:30,293 Ingenious hat. 732 00:42:30,376 --> 00:42:31,669 Thank you, sir. 733 00:42:31,794 --> 00:42:33,296 Second order of business. 734 00:42:33,379 --> 00:42:35,465 The store is stunningly upset, 735 00:42:35,590 --> 00:42:37,467 as indicated by its temper tantrum. 736 00:42:37,592 --> 00:42:38,968 Temper tantrum? 737 00:42:39,093 --> 00:42:41,971 You didn't see it? How could you not see it? 738 00:42:42,096 --> 00:42:43,765 - He misses a lot, sir. - Didn't miss 739 00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:44,974 the relapse notification from 740 00:42:45,058 --> 00:42:46,559 the County Zoning Commission-- got that one. 741 00:42:46,684 --> 00:42:48,186 Thankfully. Or else you'd run the risk 742 00:42:48,394 --> 00:42:49,562 of having to submit an SP-435 743 00:42:49,687 --> 00:42:51,564 and a letter of notary. 744 00:42:55,777 --> 00:42:57,862 He was in the office. 745 00:42:57,987 --> 00:43:00,656 Aha, I see. 746 00:43:00,782 --> 00:43:01,657 Well, 747 00:43:01,783 --> 00:43:03,368 it is my belief that the store 748 00:43:03,493 --> 00:43:04,786 has been growing increasingly sad, 749 00:43:04,869 --> 00:43:07,497 and today threw a fit in fear of my egress. 750 00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:09,957 You see, I've tried 751 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:12,877 to imbue this store with the same attitude, 752 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,380 imagination and emotion 753 00:43:15,463 --> 00:43:18,091 as the children who come to play in it, 754 00:43:18,174 --> 00:43:20,885 and as such, it is prone to the same outbursts 755 00:43:20,968 --> 00:43:23,679 as its sometimes puerile clientele. 756 00:43:23,888 --> 00:43:25,681 Like a temper tantrum. 757 00:43:25,765 --> 00:43:27,183 Precisely, Mahoney. 758 00:43:27,266 --> 00:43:29,560 - Maybe it needs a time-out. - Hmm. 759 00:43:29,686 --> 00:43:32,063 I'm sorry. How can a store throw a temper tantrum? 760 00:43:34,482 --> 00:43:36,859 Did no one explain to the Mutant that it's 761 00:43:36,984 --> 00:43:39,570 - a magical toy store? - I tried. 762 00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:40,780 It's a magical toy store, Mutant. 763 00:43:40,863 --> 00:43:42,281 It can do all sorts of things. 764 00:43:42,365 --> 00:43:44,158 But it didn't start turning gray 765 00:43:44,283 --> 00:43:45,576 until Henry showed up. 766 00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:46,661 Me? 767 00:43:46,786 --> 00:43:48,579 I realize that, Eric. 768 00:43:48,663 --> 00:43:49,288 Wh-What? 769 00:43:49,372 --> 00:43:50,665 Oh, Mutant! 770 00:43:50,790 --> 00:43:52,667 I'm sorry, if I'm making your magical playland 771 00:43:52,792 --> 00:43:54,669 go on the fritz, I can just submit 772 00:43:54,877 --> 00:43:56,295 a form and get another agent. 773 00:43:56,462 --> 00:43:58,381 Does your whole job consist of submitting forms? 774 00:43:58,589 --> 00:44:00,091 No, Mahoney, sometimes I receive them. 775 00:44:00,258 --> 00:44:01,968 - Kind of half and half. - Order. Order, order. 776 00:44:02,093 --> 00:44:03,094 Receive some, submit some. 777 00:44:03,177 --> 00:44:04,262 - But... this underscores - Order, order. 778 00:44:04,387 --> 00:44:06,597 the fact that I'm in no way responsible for anything 779 00:44:06,681 --> 00:44:08,057 that may have happened in the Emporium today. 780 00:44:08,182 --> 00:44:09,684 I was just in the office working. 781 00:44:09,767 --> 00:44:10,768 There's that "just" word again. 782 00:44:10,893 --> 00:44:12,270 Give it a rest for "just" a second, please, 783 00:44:12,395 --> 00:44:13,688 on the "just" word-- just the adults'll talk. 784 00:44:13,771 --> 00:44:15,481 - Okay? So it's just... - Eee... 785 00:44:15,565 --> 00:44:16,566 nough! 786 00:44:17,692 --> 00:44:19,193 Although Mr. Weston's presence 787 00:44:19,277 --> 00:44:22,280 has coincided with the store's dismay, it is not the cause. 788 00:44:22,363 --> 00:44:24,073 The only reason 789 00:44:24,157 --> 00:44:25,658 Mr. Weston is here 790 00:44:25,783 --> 00:44:27,994 is to determine my legacy to Mahoney. 791 00:44:28,077 --> 00:44:30,371 - Your legacy? - Mm-hmm. 792 00:44:30,496 --> 00:44:32,582 You mean, Mahoney gets to run the store? 793 00:44:33,374 --> 00:44:34,167 How cool! 794 00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:36,377 What do you mean, your legacy? 795 00:44:36,461 --> 00:44:38,671 You're his heir; you're in his will. 796 00:44:38,796 --> 00:44:40,173 Why is there a will? 797 00:44:40,298 --> 00:44:42,091 Why do you know there's a will? 798 00:44:42,175 --> 00:44:43,259 I told you, 799 00:44:43,384 --> 00:44:44,761 my sweet. 800 00:44:44,886 --> 00:44:45,887 I'm leaving. 801 00:44:45,970 --> 00:44:47,388 But... I thought you meant, 802 00:44:47,472 --> 00:44:50,391 like, retirement or... vacation. 803 00:44:50,475 --> 00:44:52,894 What kind of leaving you talking about? 804 00:44:52,977 --> 00:44:55,271 Mahoney. 805 00:44:55,396 --> 00:44:59,067 I think he means he's going to heaven. 806 00:44:59,192 --> 00:45:03,363 - Right? - Heaven, Elysium, Shangri-la. 807 00:45:04,697 --> 00:45:06,157 I may return as a bumblebee. 808 00:45:07,283 --> 00:45:09,160 Are you dying? 809 00:45:09,285 --> 00:45:12,288 Lightbulbs die, my sweet; I will depart. 810 00:45:12,372 --> 00:45:13,581 - Wait... - Mahoney. 811 00:45:13,664 --> 00:45:15,083 Wait. 812 00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:16,584 Are you sick? 813 00:45:16,667 --> 00:45:17,460 No. 814 00:45:17,585 --> 00:45:18,795 No? 815 00:45:18,878 --> 00:45:20,880 Well, then when exactly were you planning to depart? 816 00:45:20,963 --> 00:45:24,175 Around 4:30. 817 00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:26,094 This morning he was talking gibberish. 818 00:45:26,177 --> 00:45:27,970 - Gibberish?! - And then he grew feverish 819 00:45:28,096 --> 00:45:29,097 and he collapsed. 820 00:45:29,180 --> 00:45:30,390 I did no such thing! 821 00:45:30,473 --> 00:45:31,891 Uh, for at least five minutes. 822 00:45:31,974 --> 00:45:34,894 And then when he came to, he was... he was like this. 823 00:45:35,061 --> 00:45:36,270 - Delusional? - Delusional?! 824 00:45:36,396 --> 00:45:37,397 I'm not delusional! 825 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,981 He hasn't been making any sense. 826 00:45:39,065 --> 00:45:40,483 Oh, bunkum! Hogwash! 827 00:45:40,566 --> 00:45:41,693 Pure horseradish! 828 00:45:41,776 --> 00:45:43,695 He claims he owns a magical toy store. 829 00:45:43,778 --> 00:45:44,987 I do. You work there. 830 00:45:45,071 --> 00:45:47,573 And that he's 242 years old and an inventor. 831 00:45:47,657 --> 00:45:49,992 I am not 242 years old! 832 00:45:50,076 --> 00:45:52,995 I'm 243. You were at my birthday party. 833 00:45:53,079 --> 00:45:54,372 You brought me balloons. 834 00:45:54,497 --> 00:45:55,581 Yeah, he's delusional. 835 00:45:55,665 --> 00:45:57,458 He may have had a stroke. 836 00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:59,585 A stroke?! You unbrookable ninny! 837 00:45:59,669 --> 00:46:02,797 The only stroke I have ever had is one of genius! 838 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,882 Okay. Nurse, can we get him a sedative? 839 00:46:04,966 --> 00:46:06,884 Why are you lying like this? 840 00:46:06,968 --> 00:46:08,261 Because I have to. 841 00:46:08,386 --> 00:46:10,096 But your pants will catch fire. 842 00:46:10,179 --> 00:46:11,264 I don't care, sir. 843 00:46:11,472 --> 00:46:13,391 You have to live. 844 00:46:17,895 --> 00:46:20,273 Darling... 845 00:46:20,356 --> 00:46:22,358 I have. 846 00:46:33,369 --> 00:46:34,370 Hi. 847 00:46:34,495 --> 00:46:35,371 Hi. 848 00:46:35,496 --> 00:46:38,082 Uh, this is really hard. 849 00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:40,877 Yeah. It is. 850 00:46:41,085 --> 00:46:42,962 Because I got to tell you, I'm really worried. 851 00:46:43,171 --> 00:46:44,172 Me, too. 852 00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:46,591 I can't track down any insurance documents 853 00:46:46,674 --> 00:46:48,092 for the life of me. 854 00:46:49,969 --> 00:46:51,179 What? 855 00:46:51,262 --> 00:46:52,680 Hospital bills are astronomical these days. 856 00:46:52,764 --> 00:46:54,474 - Mutant. - Yeah? 857 00:46:54,557 --> 00:46:55,975 He might be dying. 858 00:46:56,059 --> 00:46:58,061 That means that we should be even more prepared. 859 00:46:58,186 --> 00:47:01,064 Prepared? I found out about this an hour ago. 860 00:47:01,189 --> 00:47:03,566 You know, I'm trying to be helpful. 861 00:47:03,691 --> 00:47:05,276 Well, you're being positively dreadful! 862 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,778 - Hey, it's just that... - Just what? 863 00:47:06,861 --> 00:47:07,779 Well, nothing. 864 00:47:07,862 --> 00:47:09,489 Maybe you should "just" go home. 865 00:47:09,572 --> 00:47:12,492 - I can stay... - Mutant. 866 00:47:12,575 --> 00:47:14,994 Go home. 867 00:47:15,078 --> 00:47:16,662 All right. 868 00:47:32,387 --> 00:47:37,475 Will any algae specialist call extension 4324 stat? 869 00:47:40,395 --> 00:47:42,397 - You know... - Hi. 870 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,857 you shouldn't be so hard on the Mutant. 871 00:47:44,982 --> 00:47:46,984 He wants to talk about insurance. 872 00:47:47,068 --> 00:47:48,277 I know, but... 873 00:47:48,361 --> 00:47:50,863 it's the only thing he knows how to talk about. 874 00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:58,663 What are we gonna do? 875 00:47:58,788 --> 00:48:00,164 I don't know. 876 00:48:00,289 --> 00:48:02,959 But there's kind of another problem. 877 00:48:03,084 --> 00:48:04,168 What? 878 00:48:04,293 --> 00:48:05,378 Mr. Magorium... 879 00:48:05,461 --> 00:48:06,462 Yeah? 880 00:48:06,587 --> 00:48:09,590 He... doesn't have any pajamas. 881 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,096 The doctors can't find anything wrong with you. 882 00:48:15,179 --> 00:48:17,181 Of course not. I'm perfectly healthy. 883 00:48:17,265 --> 00:48:18,766 Then why are you leaving? 884 00:48:18,891 --> 00:48:20,560 It's my time to go. 885 00:48:20,768 --> 00:48:22,061 That's it? 886 00:48:22,186 --> 00:48:23,479 What else could there be? 887 00:48:23,688 --> 00:48:25,356 What are we gonna do without you? 888 00:48:25,565 --> 00:48:27,692 Run the store. 889 00:48:27,859 --> 00:48:29,777 Sir, I don't know how. 890 00:48:29,861 --> 00:48:31,696 That's why I gave you the Congreve Cube. 891 00:48:31,779 --> 00:48:33,281 But it just sits there. 892 00:48:33,364 --> 00:48:34,574 What have you done with it? 893 00:48:34,657 --> 00:48:36,576 I don't know what to do with it. 894 00:48:36,659 --> 00:48:37,785 It's a block of wood. 895 00:48:37,869 --> 00:48:39,370 Can you think of nothing? 896 00:48:39,495 --> 00:48:42,790 Well, I'm sure I could think of a million things to do with it. 897 00:48:42,957 --> 00:48:43,958 There are a million things 898 00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,877 one might do with a block of wood, 899 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,379 but, Mahoney, what do you think might happen 900 00:48:48,463 --> 00:48:51,382 if someone just once... 901 00:48:52,759 --> 00:48:54,385 ...believed in it? 902 00:48:57,597 --> 00:48:59,474 Sir, I don't understand. 903 00:49:02,477 --> 00:49:03,686 Eric! 904 00:49:03,770 --> 00:49:06,272 What task delivers such a wee and hale 905 00:49:06,397 --> 00:49:08,274 stripling to this chamber for the ill 906 00:49:08,358 --> 00:49:10,485 and barely insured? Hello, Doctor. 907 00:49:10,568 --> 00:49:13,196 I brought you some stuff I thought you might need 908 00:49:13,279 --> 00:49:14,364 from the gift shop. 909 00:49:14,489 --> 00:49:15,490 Super! 910 00:49:15,573 --> 00:49:16,657 Eric, would you mind 911 00:49:16,783 --> 00:49:18,159 keeping Mr. Magorium company while I go 912 00:49:18,284 --> 00:49:19,160 speak to the doctor? 913 00:49:19,285 --> 00:49:20,370 Sure. 914 00:49:20,495 --> 00:49:22,372 Mahoney, why do you need the doctor? 915 00:49:22,497 --> 00:49:23,289 Are you sick? 916 00:49:25,666 --> 00:49:27,585 What you got, Eric? 917 00:49:27,668 --> 00:49:28,669 Okay. 918 00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:30,380 - Okay. - Here we go. 919 00:49:30,463 --> 00:49:31,464 Here we go. 920 00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:34,092 PJs. 921 00:49:34,175 --> 00:49:34,675 Yes! 922 00:49:34,759 --> 00:49:36,469 A toothbrush. 923 00:49:36,594 --> 00:49:39,180 Ah, morning becomes electric! 924 00:49:39,263 --> 00:49:41,683 And... 925 00:49:41,766 --> 00:49:43,059 A microscope. 926 00:49:43,184 --> 00:49:43,893 Oh... 927 00:49:43,976 --> 00:49:45,395 A water hose. 928 00:49:46,270 --> 00:49:47,897 And a nozzle. 929 00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:48,981 Ooh! 930 00:49:50,066 --> 00:49:52,276 A plank of wood. 931 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,196 Well, plank you. 932 00:49:55,279 --> 00:49:57,490 And... this. 933 00:49:58,574 --> 00:49:59,575 Whoa! 934 00:49:59,659 --> 00:50:01,577 Eric, what is that? 935 00:50:01,661 --> 00:50:02,662 It's a euphonium. 936 00:50:02,870 --> 00:50:06,791 Magnificent! Hand it here. 937 00:50:08,793 --> 00:50:11,462 If there's nothing wrong with him, we have to discharge him. 938 00:50:11,587 --> 00:50:14,173 We can't be responsible for men of perfect health, 939 00:50:14,257 --> 00:50:17,176 no matter how old or magic they claim to be. 940 00:50:17,260 --> 00:50:19,887 So the fact is, you have to take him home. 941 00:50:19,971 --> 00:50:21,097 No. 942 00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:23,391 You have to understand, 943 00:50:23,474 --> 00:50:25,893 he's decided it's his time to go. 944 00:50:25,977 --> 00:50:27,687 Then the best thing you can do 945 00:50:27,770 --> 00:50:29,897 is make sure he has plenty to live for. 946 00:50:31,691 --> 00:50:32,692 What in God's name...? 947 00:50:34,694 --> 00:50:35,862 What on earth are you doing? 948 00:50:35,987 --> 00:50:38,489 Practicing the euphonium. 949 00:50:38,698 --> 00:50:39,574 The-the what? 950 00:50:39,657 --> 00:50:41,367 I thought I might give a concert 951 00:50:41,492 --> 00:50:43,578 in the psych ward tomorrow. 952 00:50:45,663 --> 00:50:47,582 There are people trying to sleep. 953 00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:51,669 Doesn't this hospital need a signature 954 00:50:51,794 --> 00:50:53,671 to remove a patient's euphonium? 955 00:50:53,796 --> 00:50:55,298 Where the heck did you even find this? 956 00:50:55,381 --> 00:50:56,674 I found it. 957 00:50:56,758 --> 00:50:58,259 In a supply closet. 958 00:50:58,384 --> 00:50:59,594 We don't keep musical instruments 959 00:50:59,677 --> 00:51:00,762 in our supply closets. 960 00:51:00,887 --> 00:51:03,890 Well, where else could I have found it? 961 00:51:05,975 --> 00:51:07,560 What are you doing up there? 962 00:51:07,685 --> 00:51:10,063 Standing on a chair. 963 00:51:11,564 --> 00:51:13,191 Okay, that's it, both of you, 964 00:51:13,274 --> 00:51:14,359 out of here-- come on, let's go. 965 00:51:14,567 --> 00:51:15,860 You can come and see him tomorrow. 966 00:51:15,985 --> 00:51:18,196 Bye. 967 00:51:18,279 --> 00:51:20,365 Good-bye, Eric. 968 00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:23,076 Good-bye, Mahoney. 969 00:51:23,159 --> 00:51:25,995 Don't leave before tomorrow. 970 00:51:26,079 --> 00:51:28,081 Agreed. 971 00:51:31,084 --> 00:51:32,293 As for you, 972 00:51:32,377 --> 00:51:34,796 young man, you need your rest. 973 00:51:34,879 --> 00:51:37,256 I agree. This has been exhausting. 974 00:51:40,676 --> 00:51:42,470 What was that boy doing on the chair? 975 00:51:42,679 --> 00:51:43,763 Making sure 976 00:51:43,971 --> 00:51:46,474 I have enough space to sleep in. 977 00:52:00,071 --> 00:52:02,657 All right, if you're supposed to help me, 978 00:52:02,782 --> 00:52:05,493 if you're supposed to impart some great wisdom 979 00:52:05,576 --> 00:52:08,287 that's gonna help me fix everything... 980 00:52:12,375 --> 00:52:14,460 ...please... 981 00:52:16,796 --> 00:52:18,756 ...do it now. 982 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:29,058 All right, I'll do it myself. 983 00:52:46,784 --> 00:52:48,369 Hmm... 984 00:52:57,378 --> 00:52:59,672 This chapter is called 985 00:52:59,797 --> 00:53:04,260 "A Change of Heart... of Mind... of Pants. " 986 00:53:12,894 --> 00:53:13,770 Morning. 987 00:53:13,895 --> 00:53:15,980 Hi. Morning. How's he doing? 988 00:53:18,358 --> 00:53:21,277 Look, Mutant, I'm just grabbing a few of Mr. Magorium's things, 989 00:53:21,361 --> 00:53:23,196 and then I'm leaving for the day. 990 00:53:23,363 --> 00:53:25,782 Yeah, yeah.Just here to work in the office. 991 00:53:25,865 --> 00:53:27,283 Unless... 992 00:53:27,367 --> 00:53:29,077 you want me to work out here. 993 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,495 You can work wherever you like, Mutant. 994 00:53:30,578 --> 00:53:31,496 No, no, I mean, 995 00:53:31,579 --> 00:53:33,289 in case there's, you know, 996 00:53:33,373 --> 00:53:35,666 a toy emergency, somebody really needs something, 997 00:53:35,792 --> 00:53:37,085 you know, tiddlywinks. 998 00:53:37,168 --> 00:53:38,294 I could help 'em. 999 00:53:38,378 --> 00:53:39,879 - You could help. - Yeah, you know, 1000 00:53:39,962 --> 00:53:41,464 in case it's little Timmy's birthday, 1001 00:53:41,464 --> 00:53:43,466 and somebody's a handful of Legos short, 1002 00:53:43,591 --> 00:53:44,675 or whatever. 1003 00:53:44,759 --> 00:53:46,469 Do you want to run the store for the day? 1004 00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:48,262 - Well, I'm here already... - Mutant. 1005 00:53:48,388 --> 00:53:50,264 Okay, I-I'd like to run the store. 1006 00:53:50,390 --> 00:53:52,684 I've been waiting for two hours on a very uncomfortable bench 1007 00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:54,686 to offer to run the store for the day. 1008 00:53:54,769 --> 00:53:55,770 Why? 1009 00:53:55,895 --> 00:53:56,896 Because... 1010 00:53:56,979 --> 00:53:59,190 uh, because I'm a jerk. 1011 00:53:59,273 --> 00:54:02,985 I just, I felt awful because I didn't want you to think that 1012 00:54:03,069 --> 00:54:06,197 I didn't care, and-and I do care. 1013 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,283 It's just... some people bring flowers 1014 00:54:09,367 --> 00:54:12,995 or send a card or hug people. 1015 00:54:13,079 --> 00:54:14,580 You know, I make sure 1016 00:54:14,664 --> 00:54:16,582 that people's paperwork is all filled out properly, 1017 00:54:16,666 --> 00:54:20,795 and... so... today, I thought I'd try something different. 1018 00:54:20,878 --> 00:54:22,463 'Cause I like you. 1019 00:54:22,588 --> 00:54:25,466 You know, I do want to help. 1020 00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:31,264 Mutant... 1021 00:54:31,389 --> 00:54:33,474 when you look at me, 1022 00:54:33,683 --> 00:54:35,768 what do you see? 1023 00:54:38,771 --> 00:54:40,773 Really pretty eyes. 1024 00:54:40,857 --> 00:54:44,569 No. I mean... 1025 00:54:44,694 --> 00:54:47,989 like, do you see a sparkle? 1026 00:54:50,366 --> 00:54:51,576 You mean, now? 1027 00:54:51,659 --> 00:54:54,495 Like, glitter on your face? 1028 00:54:54,579 --> 00:54:57,165 No, like, you know, a sparkle. 1029 00:54:57,290 --> 00:54:59,167 I... What kind of sparkle? 1030 00:55:00,877 --> 00:55:03,588 Like... something reflective 1031 00:55:03,671 --> 00:55:06,758 of something bigger that's trying to get out. 1032 00:55:06,883 --> 00:55:08,760 You know what, never mind. 1033 00:55:08,885 --> 00:55:11,387 It might not be so much 1034 00:55:11,471 --> 00:55:12,472 a sparkle. 1035 00:55:12,597 --> 00:55:14,057 Maybe, uh, more of a twinkle? 1036 00:55:14,182 --> 00:55:15,058 Forget it. 1037 00:55:15,183 --> 00:55:16,184 Or a glint? 1038 00:55:16,267 --> 00:55:17,393 It's okay. 1039 00:55:17,477 --> 00:55:19,270 Uh, you've got the thing that you do with your hands. 1040 00:55:19,395 --> 00:55:20,688 That's a quirk. 1041 00:55:20,772 --> 00:55:21,689 Quirk's not a sparkle? 1042 00:55:21,773 --> 00:55:22,982 Mm-mm. 1043 00:55:23,066 --> 00:55:24,692 Oh. 1044 00:55:24,776 --> 00:55:26,277 Yeah. 1045 00:55:39,165 --> 00:55:40,958 Good morning, Bluebell. 1046 00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:43,669 - Good morning, sir. - Look. Pants! 1047 00:55:43,795 --> 00:55:44,962 What about them? 1048 00:55:45,088 --> 00:55:48,174 Nothing.Just... pants. 1049 00:55:49,384 --> 00:55:50,760 Me, too. 1050 00:55:50,885 --> 00:55:53,096 Awesome! To the store? 1051 00:55:53,179 --> 00:55:55,390 Actually, you are coming with me. 1052 00:55:57,058 --> 00:55:59,060 I'm a little nervous about this. 1053 00:55:59,185 --> 00:56:00,395 Why? 1054 00:56:00,478 --> 00:56:02,271 Because it's mischievous and childish. 1055 00:56:02,397 --> 00:56:04,273 I can hardly wait. 1056 00:56:04,357 --> 00:56:05,692 All right. 1057 00:56:06,776 --> 00:56:07,694 Ready? 1058 00:56:07,777 --> 00:56:09,195 On "go." 1059 00:56:09,278 --> 00:56:11,864 Not on "go." It's always on "go." 1060 00:56:11,989 --> 00:56:12,990 All right. 1061 00:56:13,157 --> 00:56:14,075 Hmm? 1062 00:56:14,158 --> 00:56:15,368 On "triskaidekaphobia." 1063 00:56:15,493 --> 00:56:16,869 Oh, that's a good one! 1064 00:56:16,994 --> 00:56:18,371 - All right, ready? - Mm-hmm. 1065 00:56:18,496 --> 00:56:19,497 - Set? - Mm-hmm. 1066 00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:21,290 Triskaidekaphobia! 1067 00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:23,960 Triskaidekaphobia! 1068 00:56:39,976 --> 00:56:42,895 May I speak with your manager, please? 1069 00:56:42,979 --> 00:56:44,188 Tim? 1070 00:56:44,272 --> 00:56:46,274 This guy wants to talk to you. 1071 00:56:47,984 --> 00:56:50,069 May I help you? 1072 00:56:51,195 --> 00:56:53,781 It's an absolute honor. 1073 00:56:55,074 --> 00:56:56,159 Now, I do have 1074 00:56:56,284 --> 00:56:58,077 a question about the hot dog buns. 1075 00:56:58,161 --> 00:57:00,788 That's the last of'em. 1076 00:57:02,081 --> 00:57:03,958 37 seconds. 1077 00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:05,668 Great. Well done. 1078 00:57:05,793 --> 00:57:06,961 Now we wait. 1079 00:57:07,086 --> 00:57:11,257 No. We breathe. We pulse. We regenerate. 1080 00:57:11,382 --> 00:57:13,968 Our hearts beat. Our minds create. 1081 00:57:14,093 --> 00:57:16,596 Our souls ingest. 1082 00:57:16,679 --> 00:57:20,058 37 seconds, well used, is a lifetime. 1083 00:57:35,490 --> 00:57:37,658 What mystifies me is that no one knows, Mahoney. 1084 00:57:37,784 --> 00:57:40,286 You would think that someone in the hot dog industry 1085 00:57:40,370 --> 00:57:43,164 would have some clue about this obvious anomaly. 1086 00:57:43,289 --> 00:57:46,292 - Here is good. - Here is good? 1087 00:57:47,794 --> 00:57:49,670 Mahoney... 1088 00:57:49,796 --> 00:57:51,672 I'm very confused. 1089 00:57:51,798 --> 00:57:52,673 Now what? 1090 00:57:52,757 --> 00:57:53,966 Dance. 1091 00:58:33,172 --> 00:58:35,383 You are brilliant! 1092 00:58:45,893 --> 00:58:47,562 What a great last day! 1093 00:58:47,687 --> 00:58:49,897 Hmm? 1094 00:58:51,190 --> 00:58:52,984 Don't stop! 1095 00:58:53,067 --> 00:58:54,277 Dance longer! 1096 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,487 No, it's okay, sir. 1097 00:58:56,571 --> 00:58:58,281 Mahoney, why have you done all this? 1098 00:58:58,364 --> 00:59:00,366 I wanted you to see all the little things 1099 00:59:00,491 --> 00:59:01,784 you're gonna miss if you leave. 1100 00:59:01,868 --> 00:59:03,578 I see. 1101 00:59:03,661 --> 00:59:05,079 I thought 1102 00:59:05,163 --> 00:59:08,291 this was to be the best last day of anyone who ever lived. 1103 00:59:08,374 --> 00:59:09,959 Sir, this can't be your last day. 1104 00:59:10,084 --> 00:59:12,086 Ah... but it is. 1105 00:59:12,170 --> 00:59:13,087 No. 1106 00:59:13,171 --> 00:59:14,380 And now, thanks to you, 1107 00:59:14,464 --> 00:59:16,174 it looks to be a remarkable one. 1108 00:59:16,257 --> 00:59:19,594 All I have left to do is use a public phone 1109 00:59:19,677 --> 00:59:21,179 and my life will be complete. 1110 00:59:28,561 --> 00:59:30,772 What? 1111 00:59:30,897 --> 00:59:32,774 Right here? 1112 00:59:32,857 --> 00:59:34,275 Oh, you're right. 1113 00:59:36,069 --> 00:59:38,071 You're a genius. 1114 00:59:38,196 --> 00:59:39,781 Very good with numbers. 1115 00:59:39,864 --> 00:59:41,157 You should teach. 1116 00:59:41,282 --> 00:59:44,077 - Morning. - Hi. Yes. Morning. 1117 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,870 Wow, it's quiet today. 1118 00:59:45,995 --> 00:59:47,663 Yeah, yeah. 1119 00:59:47,789 --> 00:59:48,873 No one's been in. 1120 00:59:48,956 --> 00:59:50,792 Mahoney left. Just been me thus far. 1121 00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,086 You've been here all by yourself all morning? 1122 00:59:53,169 --> 00:59:54,295 Yeah. 1123 00:59:54,379 --> 00:59:56,172 And the store didn't collapse 1124 00:59:56,297 --> 00:59:57,882 around you? 1125 01:00:03,888 --> 01:00:05,973 - Yes. - What are you doing? 1126 01:00:06,057 --> 01:00:08,976 I am taking down merchandise codes. 1127 01:00:09,060 --> 01:00:11,187 No. With Einstein. 1128 01:00:11,270 --> 01:00:12,563 With...? 1129 01:00:12,689 --> 01:00:15,191 With Einstein? 1130 01:00:15,274 --> 01:00:16,567 Einst... Oh. 1131 01:00:16,693 --> 01:00:19,362 Just, I was fiddling. 1132 01:00:19,487 --> 01:00:20,988 Occupying my time. 1133 01:00:21,072 --> 01:00:22,156 You mean, pretending? 1134 01:00:22,281 --> 01:00:24,784 Wha... No, that's not... 1135 01:00:24,867 --> 01:00:26,994 Just keeping my mind active, 1136 01:00:27,078 --> 01:00:30,289 you know, when there wasn't much else to think about. 1137 01:00:30,373 --> 01:00:31,582 Do you know what I mean? 1138 01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:32,667 Yeah. 1139 01:00:32,792 --> 01:00:33,793 Good. 1140 01:00:33,876 --> 01:00:35,169 That's called pretending. 1141 01:00:38,381 --> 01:00:39,590 It's okay. 1142 01:00:39,674 --> 01:00:42,593 You can stay out here and play with the toys, Mutant. 1143 01:00:42,677 --> 01:00:44,387 I won't tell anyone. 1144 01:00:47,557 --> 01:00:48,558 Here you go. 1145 01:00:48,683 --> 01:00:50,893 - Great. Let's go. 1146 01:00:52,770 --> 01:00:54,689 Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. 1147 01:00:54,772 --> 01:00:57,567 We sell toys. We do not fix car transmissions. 1148 01:00:57,692 --> 01:00:59,360 Eric, I am calling 1149 01:00:59,485 --> 01:01:02,363 from a public phone! 1150 01:01:02,488 --> 01:01:04,365 Good for you, sir. 1151 01:01:04,490 --> 01:01:07,076 Now, I have two things I must tell you. 1152 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,162 Firstly, capital hat! 1153 01:01:11,164 --> 01:01:12,790 Thank you, sir. 1154 01:01:12,874 --> 01:01:14,167 And secondly, 1155 01:01:14,292 --> 01:01:16,794 I do wish you'd find some friends. 1156 01:01:16,878 --> 01:01:18,296 Okay? 1157 01:01:18,463 --> 01:01:19,964 Okay. 1158 01:01:20,089 --> 01:01:22,258 I love you. 1159 01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,470 Now, put the Mutant 1160 01:01:25,595 --> 01:01:26,763 on the phone. 1161 01:01:26,888 --> 01:01:29,766 Henry, the phone's for you. 1162 01:01:31,476 --> 01:01:32,560 Hello? 1163 01:01:32,685 --> 01:01:34,062 Mutant, I have something 1164 01:01:34,187 --> 01:01:36,272 very, very supremely important to tell you. 1165 01:01:36,397 --> 01:01:38,358 Please deposit an additional 1166 01:01:38,483 --> 01:01:39,359 35 cents. 1167 01:01:39,484 --> 01:01:40,360 Hello? 1168 01:01:41,778 --> 01:01:43,988 - Please deposit an additional - Hello? 1169 01:01:44,197 --> 01:01:46,157 - 35 cents. - Hello? 1170 01:01:46,282 --> 01:01:48,993 - Please deposit an additional - Hello? 1171 01:01:49,077 --> 01:01:50,161 35 cents. 1172 01:01:56,167 --> 01:01:58,294 Oh, well, he'll figure it out. 1173 01:02:05,176 --> 01:02:08,763 Okay, try again. 1174 01:02:08,888 --> 01:02:10,390 Come on! 1175 01:02:12,684 --> 01:02:15,478 Come on, you're being ridiculous. 1176 01:02:15,687 --> 01:02:19,357 You're gonna have to do it sometime. 1177 01:02:23,361 --> 01:02:24,987 Try again. 1178 01:02:28,157 --> 01:02:29,367 What are you doing? 1179 01:02:29,492 --> 01:02:30,576 We got a nervous Slinky. 1180 01:02:32,995 --> 01:02:34,163 We handled ourselves pretty well. 1181 01:02:34,288 --> 01:02:36,290 I think we make a good team. 1182 01:02:36,374 --> 01:02:37,667 Yeah, I think so. 1183 01:02:37,792 --> 01:02:40,086 The toys are still upset, though. 1184 01:02:40,169 --> 01:02:42,088 Yeah. 1185 01:02:42,171 --> 01:02:44,674 - Yeah. - Should we call it a day? 1186 01:02:45,758 --> 01:02:47,260 Yes, it looks like it. 1187 01:02:47,385 --> 01:02:48,886 Good. Checkers. 1188 01:02:49,095 --> 01:02:49,971 What? 1189 01:02:50,179 --> 01:02:51,889 Checkers. 1190 01:02:52,056 --> 01:02:54,559 Uh, no, I got to get back to the agency. 1191 01:02:54,767 --> 01:02:55,977 Come on, Henry. 1192 01:02:56,060 --> 01:02:57,562 One game. 1193 01:02:57,770 --> 01:02:59,689 Sorry. Some other time. 1194 01:02:59,772 --> 01:03:01,774 Just one? 1195 01:03:18,458 --> 01:03:19,792 Henry. 1196 01:03:19,876 --> 01:03:21,669 Yes, Eric? 1197 01:03:21,794 --> 01:03:23,671 Hey, um... 1198 01:03:23,796 --> 01:03:25,298 do you mind... 1199 01:03:25,465 --> 01:03:26,591 Yes? 1200 01:03:26,674 --> 01:03:27,675 Well, 1201 01:03:27,884 --> 01:03:29,886 Mahoney usually walks me home, and... 1202 01:03:30,094 --> 01:03:31,262 it's getting dark. 1203 01:03:31,387 --> 01:03:33,181 Do you want me to walk you home? 1204 01:03:33,264 --> 01:03:34,474 Thanks. 1205 01:03:36,059 --> 01:03:39,687 I got to ask you where you get those hats from. 1206 01:03:39,771 --> 01:03:40,980 From my room. 1207 01:03:41,064 --> 01:03:44,067 Yeah? Every day I see you in a different hat. 1208 01:03:44,192 --> 01:03:46,277 Yeah. I collect them. 1209 01:03:46,277 --> 01:03:48,363 You collect them, huh? 1210 01:03:48,488 --> 01:03:51,991 Mr. Magorium says I have the neatest hat collection 1211 01:03:52,075 --> 01:03:53,159 he's ever seen. 1212 01:03:53,284 --> 01:03:56,079 I know people who, you know, own several hats, 1213 01:03:56,287 --> 01:03:58,164 but I don't think I've ever heard 1214 01:03:58,289 --> 01:04:01,876 of a hat collector before. 1215 01:04:03,795 --> 01:04:07,090 Do you want to see 'em? 1216 01:04:07,173 --> 01:04:09,676 Just try not to get too overwhelmed. 1217 01:04:09,759 --> 01:04:11,386 Got it. 1218 01:04:21,479 --> 01:04:24,273 Oh, my. 1219 01:04:24,357 --> 01:04:26,984 Pretty neat, huh? 1220 01:04:27,068 --> 01:04:31,197 Eric, when you said a lot, I was expecting, like, 20. 1221 01:04:31,364 --> 01:04:33,282 Oh, no-- I have more than that. 1222 01:04:33,491 --> 01:04:34,784 You wear all these? 1223 01:04:34,867 --> 01:04:36,077 Sure. 1224 01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,662 What good would they be if I didn't wear 'em? 1225 01:04:37,870 --> 01:04:38,996 Wow. 1226 01:04:41,457 --> 01:04:42,875 You want to try one on? 1227 01:04:42,959 --> 01:04:45,670 No. Thank you. I'm fine. 1228 01:04:45,795 --> 01:04:47,463 - Henry. - Yes? 1229 01:04:47,588 --> 01:04:50,758 I think we both know you want to try a hat on. 1230 01:04:50,883 --> 01:04:52,760 I don't know where to begin! 1231 01:04:52,885 --> 01:04:55,179 I don't know where to start! Oh...! 1232 01:04:55,263 --> 01:04:59,475 We have got to buy the dragon a toothbrush, Your Excellency. 1233 01:04:59,559 --> 01:05:01,769 After devouring most of the township, 1234 01:05:01,894 --> 01:05:03,479 his breath is just awful! 1235 01:05:03,688 --> 01:05:06,190 He ate the town?! 1236 01:05:06,274 --> 01:05:07,859 He ate the baker and his wife, 1237 01:05:07,984 --> 01:05:11,195 he ate... the woodsmith and his three sons, 1238 01:05:11,279 --> 01:05:13,281 and then for sweets-- come closer-- 1239 01:05:13,364 --> 01:05:14,782 he ate the cobbler. 1240 01:05:14,866 --> 01:05:16,659 Good idea, Fool! 1241 01:05:16,784 --> 01:05:18,494 Go brush the dragon's teeth! 1242 01:05:18,578 --> 01:05:20,580 Me? He doesn't like me. 1243 01:05:20,663 --> 01:05:21,581 And... 1244 01:05:21,664 --> 01:05:22,874 What do you mean, "and"? 1245 01:05:22,957 --> 01:05:24,083 And he's quite large. 1246 01:05:24,167 --> 01:05:25,877 And... 1247 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,588 I look surprisingly like... 1248 01:05:28,671 --> 01:05:30,381 a toothpick from afar. 1249 01:05:30,465 --> 01:05:32,091 - Eric? 1250 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,261 Do you have someone... 1251 01:05:36,763 --> 01:05:37,889 Who's this? 1252 01:05:37,972 --> 01:05:39,390 The Mutant. 1253 01:05:39,474 --> 01:05:40,183 The what? 1254 01:05:40,391 --> 01:05:41,476 Uh, Henry. 1255 01:05:41,559 --> 01:05:43,770 Henry. Sorry. Henry. 1256 01:05:43,895 --> 01:05:45,188 Henry. Henry who? 1257 01:05:45,271 --> 01:05:47,982 Henry Weston. I-I work at the... 1258 01:05:48,066 --> 01:05:50,068 What are you doing in my house? 1259 01:05:50,193 --> 01:05:52,862 Uh... I-I was pretending. 1260 01:05:52,987 --> 01:05:54,697 Don't be mean to him. 1261 01:05:54,781 --> 01:05:56,157 Henry's my friend. 1262 01:05:58,076 --> 01:05:59,577 I am? 1263 01:06:01,079 --> 01:06:02,372 Yeah. 1264 01:06:02,497 --> 01:06:04,165 Cool. 1265 01:06:04,290 --> 01:06:06,376 A little old, don't you think, 1266 01:06:06,459 --> 01:06:07,585 to be playing dress-up? 1267 01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:09,379 Yes, yes. Absolutely. 1268 01:06:09,587 --> 01:06:10,671 Sorry. And it is late. 1269 01:06:10,797 --> 01:06:12,674 I have some work I needed to do, 1270 01:06:12,757 --> 01:06:14,967 I should be doing, I will be doing now. 1271 01:06:15,093 --> 01:06:16,594 - See you later. - Don't you have chores, Eric? 1272 01:06:16,678 --> 01:06:19,764 You know, actually, he worked all day at the store... 1273 01:06:19,889 --> 01:06:21,683 I thought you said you were leaving. 1274 01:06:21,766 --> 01:06:24,560 Certainly. Excuse me. See ya. 1275 01:07:01,889 --> 01:07:03,766 Well, Mahoney... 1276 01:07:03,891 --> 01:07:05,393 Don't go. 1277 01:07:05,476 --> 01:07:08,062 My darling. 1278 01:07:08,187 --> 01:07:09,897 I'm not ready. 1279 01:07:11,065 --> 01:07:13,776 I'm not ready for it to end. 1280 01:07:13,860 --> 01:07:16,571 I'm sorry. 1281 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:30,793 When King Lear dies in Act 5, 1282 01:07:30,877 --> 01:07:33,087 do you know what Shakespeare has written? 1283 01:07:33,171 --> 01:07:37,091 He's written, "He dies." 1284 01:07:37,175 --> 01:07:39,177 That's all, nothing more. 1285 01:07:39,260 --> 01:07:43,681 No fanfare, no metaphor, no brilliant final words. 1286 01:07:43,765 --> 01:07:46,559 The culmination of the most influential work 1287 01:07:46,684 --> 01:07:50,897 of dramatic literature is: "He dies." 1288 01:07:53,358 --> 01:07:56,069 It takes Shakespeare, a genius, to come up with "He dies." 1289 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:02,492 And yet every time I read those two words, 1290 01:08:02,575 --> 01:08:06,496 I find myself overwhelmed with dysphoria. 1291 01:08:06,579 --> 01:08:09,290 And I know it's only natural to be sad, 1292 01:08:09,374 --> 01:08:11,667 but not because of the words "He dies," 1293 01:08:11,793 --> 01:08:15,880 but because of the life we saw prior to the words. 1294 01:08:21,469 --> 01:08:25,390 I've lived all five of my acts, Mahoney, 1295 01:08:25,473 --> 01:08:29,268 and I am not asking you to be happy that I must go. 1296 01:08:29,394 --> 01:08:30,978 I'm only asking that you 1297 01:08:31,062 --> 01:08:32,980 turn the page, 1298 01:08:33,064 --> 01:08:35,566 continue reading... 1299 01:08:35,692 --> 01:08:38,069 and let the next story begin. 1300 01:08:38,194 --> 01:08:42,782 And if anyone ever asks what became of me, 1301 01:08:42,865 --> 01:08:44,867 you relate my life 1302 01:08:44,992 --> 01:08:46,869 in all its wonder, 1303 01:08:46,994 --> 01:08:52,875 and end it with a simple and modest "He died." 1304 01:08:54,794 --> 01:08:56,879 I love you. 1305 01:09:02,969 --> 01:09:04,762 I love you, too. 1306 01:09:13,980 --> 01:09:17,859 Your life is an occasion. 1307 01:09:17,984 --> 01:09:19,861 Rise to it. 1308 01:11:00,461 --> 01:11:02,797 Good-bye, my love. 1309 01:12:32,387 --> 01:12:35,390 I-It's... not that bad. 1310 01:12:35,473 --> 01:12:38,476 We can bring it back. 1311 01:12:38,559 --> 01:12:39,894 Right, Mahoney? 1312 01:12:39,977 --> 01:12:42,480 Mahoney? 1313 01:12:42,563 --> 01:12:44,273 Let's just run the store and... 1314 01:12:44,357 --> 01:12:45,566 see if it picks up. 1315 01:12:45,692 --> 01:12:47,985 - I'm sorry, Eric. - I'll help you. 1316 01:12:48,069 --> 01:12:49,487 Just don't leave. 1317 01:12:49,570 --> 01:12:51,864 - Eric... - Mahoney, don't leave. 1318 01:12:51,989 --> 01:12:53,491 I'm sorry. 1319 01:12:53,574 --> 01:12:55,993 It just needs a little magic. 1320 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:58,162 I know. 1321 01:12:58,287 --> 01:13:00,373 I don't have any. 1322 01:13:49,464 --> 01:13:51,674 This chapter is called 1323 01:13:51,758 --> 01:13:53,760 "A New Beginning. " 1324 01:14:29,462 --> 01:14:30,463 Eric? 1325 01:14:30,588 --> 01:14:31,881 What are you doing? 1326 01:14:31,964 --> 01:14:34,092 I'm playing "JenniferJuniper." 1327 01:14:34,175 --> 01:14:35,176 Why? 1328 01:14:35,385 --> 01:14:37,387 Because someone requested it. 1329 01:14:37,470 --> 01:14:39,263 No, why are you here? 1330 01:14:39,389 --> 01:14:41,474 Because I have to make money, Eric. 1331 01:14:41,557 --> 01:14:42,892 Then run the store. 1332 01:14:42,975 --> 01:14:44,477 I can't. 1333 01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:45,770 Look. 1334 01:14:45,895 --> 01:14:48,189 I would love to run the store, but I can't. 1335 01:14:48,272 --> 01:14:49,357 I'm not Mr. Magorium. 1336 01:14:49,482 --> 01:14:50,983 Is that why it's for sale? 1337 01:14:51,067 --> 01:14:52,276 Yeah. 1338 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:53,569 Look, I'm sorry. 1339 01:14:53,695 --> 01:14:55,863 I didn't mean to let you down. 1340 01:14:55,988 --> 01:14:56,989 Is this what you want? 1341 01:14:57,073 --> 01:14:58,574 No... 1342 01:14:58,658 --> 01:15:01,577 No, but I don't know how to do anything else. 1343 01:15:01,661 --> 01:15:03,079 Stop saying that. 1344 01:15:03,162 --> 01:15:06,290 Eric, I understand this is hard for you. 1345 01:15:06,374 --> 01:15:08,876 This is really hard for me, too. 1346 01:15:10,461 --> 01:15:13,297 But I cannot be a kid anymore. 1347 01:15:13,381 --> 01:15:15,967 That's why Mr. Magorium gave you the store. 1348 01:15:35,987 --> 01:15:37,572 My Lord... 1349 01:15:37,697 --> 01:15:39,365 no wonder you're going out of business. 1350 01:15:39,490 --> 01:15:40,575 It's... depressing. 1351 01:15:40,783 --> 01:15:41,868 Can I play over there? 1352 01:15:41,993 --> 01:15:42,994 - Sure. - What? No... 1353 01:15:43,077 --> 01:15:44,162 Jack, please don't touch anything. 1354 01:15:44,287 --> 01:15:46,664 Actually, ma'am, it's okay. 1355 01:15:46,789 --> 01:15:48,374 He can play with anything he likes. 1356 01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:51,169 Let me show you the spiral staircases here. 1357 01:15:51,294 --> 01:15:52,670 Do you know how it works? 1358 01:15:54,881 --> 01:15:56,174 Okay, I'll show you. 1359 01:15:58,384 --> 01:16:00,178 Cool. That's neat. 1360 01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:02,472 Yeah... It's a magnet. 1361 01:16:02,597 --> 01:16:04,182 How does a magnet work? 1362 01:16:04,265 --> 01:16:05,767 I don't know. 1363 01:16:05,892 --> 01:16:06,976 It's, uh... 1364 01:16:07,060 --> 01:16:09,270 Is it magic? 1365 01:16:12,774 --> 01:16:14,776 Well... 1366 01:16:14,859 --> 01:16:18,363 I believe it is. 1367 01:16:21,282 --> 01:16:22,992 ...leads to the apartments upstairs. 1368 01:16:23,076 --> 01:16:24,786 They're an excellent source of income. 1369 01:16:24,869 --> 01:16:26,996 Those planets and the rocket... 1370 01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:28,498 I have to say-- 1371 01:16:28,581 --> 01:16:30,958 the use of this space is completely impractical. 1372 01:16:31,084 --> 01:16:33,086 It... 1373 01:16:33,169 --> 01:16:35,463 it wasn't built for practicality. 1374 01:16:35,588 --> 01:16:37,173 Oh. 1375 01:16:37,256 --> 01:16:40,385 Well, it certainly is a large enough space for the price. 1376 01:16:40,468 --> 01:16:42,261 Are the fixtures included? 1377 01:16:42,387 --> 01:16:46,057 Yeah-- the cash register... 1378 01:16:46,182 --> 01:16:49,268 the slide, the tree, the planets, 1379 01:16:49,394 --> 01:16:52,980 the rocket ship, the Door of Rooms... 1380 01:16:53,189 --> 01:16:54,357 Okay! 1381 01:16:54,482 --> 01:16:55,983 Great. 1382 01:16:56,067 --> 01:16:57,777 Well, I'll let you know. 1383 01:16:57,860 --> 01:16:59,779 Okay, Jack, honey? 1384 01:16:59,862 --> 01:17:01,781 - Come on, we're leaving. - Mom, you gotta see this! 1385 01:17:01,864 --> 01:17:04,075 You know what? I don't have time for this. 1386 01:17:04,158 --> 01:17:06,494 Mommy's got a lot of other properties to see. 1387 01:17:06,577 --> 01:17:08,579 Rub that in. Okay. 1388 01:17:08,663 --> 01:17:10,081 We'll be in touch. 1389 01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:12,375 Mommy, it's magic! 1390 01:17:38,860 --> 01:17:40,194 Eric? 1391 01:17:40,278 --> 01:17:42,989 I'm here to make you a substantial offer for the store. 1392 01:17:43,072 --> 01:17:44,574 What? 1393 01:17:44,657 --> 01:17:48,161 Although I am unable to offer the full amount and I'm nine, 1394 01:17:48,286 --> 01:17:51,080 I think you may be interested in my proposal. 1395 01:17:53,166 --> 01:17:54,667 The following simply states 1396 01:17:54,792 --> 01:17:58,296 that I can offer Mahoney a down payment 1397 01:17:58,463 --> 01:18:01,174 of $237 in pennies, 1398 01:18:01,257 --> 01:18:04,177 nickels, dimes and a Christmas check from my grandma. 1399 01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:07,388 And then I am willing to pay you 1400 01:18:07,472 --> 01:18:08,973 my allowance and a hefty percentage 1401 01:18:09,057 --> 01:18:11,684 of the store's profit on a weekly basis. 1402 01:18:11,768 --> 01:18:13,686 Keep in mind that my age works as a benefit, 1403 01:18:13,770 --> 01:18:16,272 as it means that I have more weeks left 1404 01:18:16,397 --> 01:18:18,566 in my life than the typical buyer, 1405 01:18:18,691 --> 01:18:20,568 which means more allowances. 1406 01:18:20,693 --> 01:18:21,861 Why are you doing this? 1407 01:18:21,986 --> 01:18:23,571 I... 1408 01:18:23,696 --> 01:18:25,365 want to get into the real estate game. 1409 01:18:25,490 --> 01:18:27,492 Flip a few properties, 1410 01:18:27,575 --> 01:18:29,369 make my mark on the city. 1411 01:18:29,494 --> 01:18:30,870 Eric... 1412 01:18:30,995 --> 01:18:32,789 The only thing we can invest in 1413 01:18:32,872 --> 01:18:34,165 - Is the future. - Buddy... 1414 01:18:34,290 --> 01:18:35,291 - I want to... - Eric. 1415 01:18:35,375 --> 01:18:38,169 Stop. 1416 01:18:40,296 --> 01:18:43,174 I don't want someone else to have the store, all right? 1417 01:18:43,257 --> 01:18:45,385 I don't want it to change. 1418 01:18:45,468 --> 01:18:47,095 Okay. All right. 1419 01:18:47,178 --> 01:18:48,971 I'll throw in my hat collection. 1420 01:18:49,097 --> 01:18:50,682 Don't throw in your hat collection. 1421 01:18:50,765 --> 01:18:52,392 But there has to be something. 1422 01:18:52,475 --> 01:18:55,061 Please. 1423 01:18:55,186 --> 01:18:58,564 She's about to make a terrible mistake, Mutant. 1424 01:18:58,690 --> 01:19:02,360 We can't let her do that. 1425 01:19:02,485 --> 01:19:04,862 As my friend... 1426 01:19:06,864 --> 01:19:11,661 ...help me... please. 1427 01:19:41,983 --> 01:19:44,569 - Hi. - Hello. 1428 01:19:46,362 --> 01:19:47,780 Wow. 1429 01:19:47,864 --> 01:19:49,991 What happened in here? 1430 01:19:50,074 --> 01:19:54,078 I don't think you'd understand. 1431 01:19:54,162 --> 01:19:56,873 Well, I've got news. 1432 01:19:56,998 --> 01:19:58,374 Yeah? 1433 01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:00,293 You've got an offer on the store. 1434 01:20:00,376 --> 01:20:03,963 It's a good offer. Cash offer. 1435 01:20:04,088 --> 01:20:06,591 From the lady earlier today. 1436 01:20:06,758 --> 01:20:08,885 Wow. 1437 01:20:08,968 --> 01:20:10,094 I know it's late, 1438 01:20:10,178 --> 01:20:11,262 but the woman's very aggressive. 1439 01:20:11,471 --> 01:20:13,264 I thought you should look it over tonight 1440 01:20:13,389 --> 01:20:15,391 and come up with a decision by tomorrow morning. 1441 01:20:15,475 --> 01:20:17,477 Okay. 1442 01:20:20,271 --> 01:20:21,689 Do you think I should take it? 1443 01:20:21,773 --> 01:20:23,858 Well... 1444 01:20:23,983 --> 01:20:25,777 Do you think I should take it? 1445 01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:29,072 In my professional opinion, 1446 01:20:29,197 --> 01:20:31,282 it is a very unique offer 1447 01:20:31,366 --> 01:20:33,576 and it's a lot more than we expected. 1448 01:20:33,659 --> 01:20:35,370 I-I... I think you'd be a fool 1449 01:20:35,495 --> 01:20:38,289 not to take it. 1450 01:20:40,083 --> 01:20:43,670 But I am not here as a professional. 1451 01:20:45,797 --> 01:20:48,091 I'm here as your friend. 1452 01:20:48,174 --> 01:20:50,259 And I think you should keep the store. 1453 01:20:50,385 --> 01:20:52,178 You don't even believe in this store. 1454 01:20:52,261 --> 01:20:53,971 - No, but... - I... I can't. 1455 01:20:54,097 --> 01:20:57,392 I want to, but I just can't. 1456 01:20:57,475 --> 01:20:58,768 You "just" can't. 1457 01:20:58,893 --> 01:21:02,689 Yeah. I guess not. 1458 01:21:02,772 --> 01:21:04,691 What do you got there? 1459 01:21:04,774 --> 01:21:06,275 Oh, it's the Congreve Cube. 1460 01:21:06,359 --> 01:21:10,363 It's supposed to help me unlock some great mystery or something. 1461 01:21:10,488 --> 01:21:13,574 - Looks like a block of wood. - It is. 1462 01:21:13,658 --> 01:21:15,993 Are you supposed to unlock a mystery with a block of wood? 1463 01:21:16,077 --> 01:21:17,662 It's a magical block of wood, Mutant. 1464 01:21:17,787 --> 01:21:20,081 It's a block of wood that probably, in the right hands, 1465 01:21:20,164 --> 01:21:22,792 would reveal some greatness that... 1466 01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:24,669 we can't even imagine. 1467 01:21:24,794 --> 01:21:26,295 That's impossible. 1468 01:21:26,379 --> 01:21:28,589 This is what you don't understand. 1469 01:21:28,673 --> 01:21:30,174 What you have somehow missed. 1470 01:21:30,258 --> 01:21:31,676 Every minute 1471 01:21:31,759 --> 01:21:34,595 of every day in every corner of this store, 1472 01:21:34,679 --> 01:21:36,597 what happened was the impossible. 1473 01:21:36,681 --> 01:21:38,182 Do you honestly believe all that stuff? 1474 01:21:38,266 --> 01:21:39,892 - Yes! - That this store was magic? 1475 01:21:39,976 --> 01:21:41,269 You never saw it. 1476 01:21:41,394 --> 01:21:43,062 That that block of wood is more than just a block of wood? 1477 01:21:43,187 --> 01:21:44,063 Absolutely. 1478 01:21:44,188 --> 01:21:46,190 I believe it with my entire heart. 1479 01:21:46,274 --> 01:21:48,860 - But the disheartening truth 1480 01:21:48,985 --> 01:21:51,279 is that only Mr. Magorium could make it so. 1481 01:21:51,362 --> 01:21:53,990 - Um... - It was his Emporium, not mine. 1482 01:21:54,157 --> 01:21:55,783 - J-Just, uh... - Look, I appreciate 1483 01:21:55,867 --> 01:21:59,287 - you coming here, but it's over. - Say that thing 1484 01:21:59,370 --> 01:22:01,497 about that block of wood that's not magic. 1485 01:22:01,581 --> 01:22:03,374 It is magic. 1486 01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:06,169 - What is wrong with you, Mutant? - Say it one more time, 1487 01:22:06,294 --> 01:22:07,879 that that's more than just a block of wood. 1488 01:22:07,962 --> 01:22:12,091 It is absolutely more than just a block of woo... 1489 01:22:12,175 --> 01:22:14,093 Well, it moves, for one thing. 1490 01:22:16,471 --> 01:22:18,473 Move. 1491 01:22:20,558 --> 01:22:23,061 Come on, you can do better than that. 1492 01:22:23,186 --> 01:22:24,270 Move! 1493 01:22:27,357 --> 01:22:28,983 All right. Don't worry. 1494 01:22:29,067 --> 01:22:32,278 If you fall, I'll just pick you right back up. 1495 01:22:32,362 --> 01:22:33,571 Move. 1496 01:23:24,288 --> 01:23:26,165 No way. 1497 01:23:30,962 --> 01:23:32,797 This chapter is called 1498 01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:35,383 "You Have to Believe It to See It... 1499 01:23:35,466 --> 01:23:37,969 Or Messing with the Mutant. " 1500 01:23:42,557 --> 01:23:44,559 Mutant. 1501 01:23:44,684 --> 01:23:46,185 Mutant. 1502 01:23:46,269 --> 01:23:47,687 You gotta wake up, Sleeping Beauty. 1503 01:23:47,770 --> 01:23:49,897 There are people here. 1504 01:23:49,981 --> 01:23:51,691 Mm... What? 1505 01:23:51,691 --> 01:23:54,986 Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey. 1506 01:23:55,069 --> 01:23:56,362 Hi. 1507 01:23:56,487 --> 01:23:57,697 Morning. 1508 01:23:57,780 --> 01:23:59,073 I'm sorry to wake you up, 1509 01:23:59,157 --> 01:24:00,491 but you've slept long enough. 1510 01:24:00,575 --> 01:24:02,076 - What's wrong with your head? 1511 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,661 It hurts. I hit it pretty hard. 1512 01:24:03,786 --> 01:24:04,871 You did? 1513 01:24:04,996 --> 01:24:06,497 Yeah, it must've been when I passed out. 1514 01:24:06,581 --> 01:24:07,957 What do you mean? 1515 01:24:08,082 --> 01:24:09,876 When I keeled over. 1516 01:24:09,959 --> 01:24:11,294 I didn't see that. 1517 01:24:11,377 --> 01:24:12,879 Yes, you did. Last night. 1518 01:24:12,962 --> 01:24:14,589 Last night? I went home. 1519 01:24:14,672 --> 01:24:16,883 No, no, before... 1520 01:24:16,966 --> 01:24:18,676 I passed out. 1521 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:21,095 I think you must be confused. 1522 01:24:21,179 --> 01:24:22,388 No, no. 1523 01:24:22,472 --> 01:24:24,390 I passed out. I remember. 1524 01:24:24,474 --> 01:24:25,892 It was after the cube flew. 1525 01:24:25,975 --> 01:24:28,394 - What cube? - "What cube?" 1526 01:24:32,065 --> 01:24:34,192 Mahoney. The Congreve Cube. 1527 01:24:34,359 --> 01:24:36,486 You made it fly all around the room. 1528 01:24:36,569 --> 01:24:38,279 I think you must have dreamt all that. 1529 01:24:38,363 --> 01:24:40,782 I left you here to finalize the real estate paperwork. 1530 01:24:40,865 --> 01:24:42,575 - Maybe you got sleepy. - No, no, no, no. 1531 01:24:42,658 --> 01:24:44,494 I-I-I didn't. Positively not. 1532 01:24:44,577 --> 01:24:46,996 I passed out after you made that cube fly. 1533 01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:48,498 It doesn't matter. 1534 01:24:48,581 --> 01:24:50,958 - I'm selling the store. - What? 1535 01:24:51,084 --> 01:24:52,877 Yeah, remember the offer? 1536 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:54,462 We're signing the deal this morning. 1537 01:24:54,587 --> 01:24:55,672 No, no. Hey, hey. You can't. 1538 01:24:55,797 --> 01:24:56,881 Why can't I? 1539 01:24:56,964 --> 01:24:59,092 Because this, it's... it's magic! 1540 01:24:59,175 --> 01:25:00,468 You really think this store is magic? 1541 01:25:00,593 --> 01:25:02,095 Yes. Yes, I do. 1542 01:25:02,178 --> 01:25:04,597 Isn't that just a little difficult to believe? 1543 01:25:04,681 --> 01:25:06,557 No, no, I don't... I don't think so. 1544 01:25:06,683 --> 01:25:07,558 No, not at all. 1545 01:25:07,767 --> 01:25:09,185 Now... 1546 01:25:09,268 --> 01:25:13,272 I believe that you can make it be anything that you want. 1547 01:25:14,691 --> 01:25:16,067 It's you. 1548 01:25:16,192 --> 01:25:17,860 You... 1549 01:25:17,985 --> 01:25:19,195 are a block of wood. 1550 01:25:19,278 --> 01:25:21,197 I'm a block of wood? 1551 01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:22,782 Yeah, Mahoney. It's you. 1552 01:25:22,865 --> 01:25:25,660 And what you need to believe in is not the cube, 1553 01:25:25,785 --> 01:25:28,788 and it's not the store, and it's not me. 1554 01:25:28,871 --> 01:25:31,874 What you need to believe in is you. 1555 01:25:35,461 --> 01:25:38,172 Holy cow. 1556 01:25:38,297 --> 01:25:40,591 What is it? 1557 01:25:40,675 --> 01:25:42,760 A sparkle. 1558 01:26:20,173 --> 01:26:22,592 - Wow! - Cool. 1559 01:26:56,959 --> 01:26:59,671 - Whoa... 1560 01:27:01,381 --> 01:27:05,093 - Whoa! 1561 01:28:14,996 --> 01:28:17,290 - I can't believe it. - Incredible. 1562 01:28:19,876 --> 01:28:23,963 And that's how Molly Mahoney's story began. 1563 01:28:37,477 --> 01:28:40,480 1564 01:28:42,482 --> 01:28:45,568 1565 01:28:47,278 --> 01:28:50,365 1566 01:28:52,075 --> 01:28:54,869 1567 01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:59,874 1568 01:29:01,793 --> 01:29:04,671 1569 01:29:06,964 --> 01:29:10,093 1570 01:29:11,886 --> 01:29:14,597 1571 01:29:17,058 --> 01:29:19,268 1572 01:29:21,771 --> 01:29:24,190 1573 01:29:26,984 --> 01:29:29,696 1574 01:29:32,990 --> 01:29:38,371 1575 01:33:51,374 --> 01:33:53,376 What do you think, Milo? 1576 01:33:53,459 --> 01:33:54,293 Not bad. 1577 01:33:54,377 --> 01:33:55,378 Thank you.